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Ry

About Me

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I played in Fashionista .
I used to play in Marqui Adora .
I also used to play in Saturday's Radar .
Now, I just play with myself , mostly.
People I don't know call me Christopher.
People that I REALLY don't know call me Frank.
People that vaguely know of me use the referrer, Ryan.
Computers know me as 01010010 01111001.
Robots know me as Asimov.
My family calls me Ry.
Epoch initiator. Part-time doppelganger.
I am not the least bit amusing.
A friend's take on my personality:
"That doesn't even really make sense, exactly, but it's cute..."
I'm a fucking Ninja Pirate.(See?!?!)
I've been accused of clever-ty
I'm getting sick of the letter "I".
"As it stands, Plan B is to just keep on Given'r."
I am not a hipster.
No one can draw a clear line between sane and insane. You move that line as you see fit for yourself. No one else can. You'll understand soon... That the truly insane thing is this world. Your world. See, I have come to ubderstand that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. It's time to leave this truth behind. Do you want to come with me? The only ones left will be you and I...
I'm almost positive Michael York is stalking me.
Most commonly asked question:
"Do you ever listen to yourself talk?!?!"
Answer:
"No, that's waaay to distracting..."
I possess complete recall... Which, sucks.
If I really had to sum myself up in a cartoon:
I have a sick obsession with stick figures and gummi bears.
Also, I have a tendency to wander.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

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Marisa Tomei. (I'm over it.)

Intelligent misfits.

Those of dynamic ability.

Rebels that create causes.

Those of individual consequence.

People that smile with their entire face.

People that always do and say for the right reasons. Even if it's the wrong action.

People that get "You'll see what I mean in a few years" before a few years pass...

Programmers on speed... Oh, wait....

her:

My first crush:

And them:

And them, then:

If you're here, I've met you. Or I talk to you on semi-regular basis. (Or I'd like to...)

Otherwise, if you're unable to help with the expansion of my knowledge then you most likely fall in the category located directly below this one.

AIM - Dorkoblue

Who I could do without:

People that liked drama class in high school just a little too much...

Slipstream people.

Cab drivers.

People that require an explanation while the movie is playing.

Polka lovers.

People that ask questions like:
"Won't you regret that when you're 80?"
No, I won't.

People that waste my time. If you are wasting my time, you are murdering me by tiny increments and I will be forced to take you out.

Jon Mayer.

Jon Mayer. (Yes, I know it's typed twice.)

Shorties
The lineup

Champagne Days

Destiny

Ray Milian

Jsin

Jon

Geo

Lolo

Racky

Nina

Jenn

M

Vanessa

Michele

Divya

Dennis

Tone

Jonathan

Nikki

Stephanie

Lance

Gander

My Blog

Star Wars toys that never made it...

The Planet AlderaanYes, it's the Planet Alderaan. Post-destruction, the play value of this toy was somewhat diminished.Recreate the moisture farm massacre!!Luke's aunt and uncle* killed by imperial st...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 07:54:00 GMT

Yet another reason we can’t be taken seriously....

LINCOLN, Nebraska (AP) - The defendant in a Nebraska state senator's lawsuit is accused of causing untold death and horror and threatening to cause more still. The legislator says He can be sued in D...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 07:02:00 GMT

Apple + sales = Big Brother?

One thing I've never liked about apple, as a company, is the "holier then thou" approach to business policy. The company has consistently made moves that hurt the end user. All businesses in the tech ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 07:41:00 GMT

Kafkaesque-ly...

Myspace wouldn't let me post this as a bulletin.Apparently, it doesn't pass the word filters, even with the "keywords" removed. In response, I'm posting it in a blog (I hope). So, if my account gets d...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 13:13:00 GMT

Email conversations with Mom, Volume 3

Attempted privacy, foiled.   Hi, hope all is going well with you. Wanted to let you know that nobody has died of cancer and I can't get on your myspace anymore. Looks like it's locked. Fix ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 06:54:00 GMT

Austrian Monday...

The best part of this was the guy trying to blame me for him making a left hand turn, from the far right lane, on a one way street...Even better, considering, the only impact point on my car...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 10:20:00 GMT

Proof.

      Photos by: Alex K-  Er, K- Photos by: Alex.
Posted by on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 12:11:00 GMT

Anyway...

1. ARE YOU OVER 18?By a decade, almost.2. WHAT IS THE WALLPAPER ON YOUR FONE? Fone?!?!?! (Prick)3. DID YOU GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT?Depends on how define "enough". Ok. No, I didn't.4. FIRST THING Y...
Posted by on Tue, 23 May 2006 00:56:00 GMT

Conversations with Jsin, Volume 2

Not enough hours in the day... Ry: You know, this makes sense. Jsin: What?Ry: The paper towels...Jsin: What about them?Ry: They're on the holder.Jsin: Uh, yes, they are.Ry: We keep putting more paper ...
Posted by on Mon, 22 May 2006 17:15:00 GMT

Destiny, thou hast tagged me!

She be a fickle wench... So, I'm supposed to list six of my weird habits ...Because Destiny is making me do it.  Stupid, bannana loving, Destiny. If you were "tagged", it is imperative that you ...
Posted by on Wed, 03 May 2006 11:02:00 GMT