Mr Right. , Andrew VanWyngarden, Aaron Gillespie, Ed Butcher (x), Rody Walker, Tim Smithen (x), Anthony James, Dave McPherson with hair, Brody Dalle if I was gay, Andrew McMahon 6 years ago, Tegan (not Sara), LINK in real life, Michael Cera, Rick fucking Astley, Christopher Walken, Pierre Bouvier, anyone with Andy D sideburns, Jamie Bell, Simon Pegg, Paul Bettany, and Wall-E
These are all men of my wet dreams.