Gwido

My name is Gwido Christ, most call me Gwee, Gwee Poo, Mr. Gwee do Face, so on and so forth. My Dad is Andy Christ and my Mommy is Lenor Faith Christ. We live in the Burnsville Projects where I hold it down. I love the kitty weddo aka cat nap, I could roll in that shit for the rest of my life, just a big ass pool of if. I also like Whiska's Temptations, I won't fuck with anything else, I love all three flavors they gave, but mostly the chicken ones. Mommy buys me Fiji water, that's the only stuff I like, those square bottles ate neat. I have this weird fetish for postal tape, I like to rub my face on it and sniff the glue, sometimes I go a little far and start to eat it, then I puke on the carpet. I just like to see mommy clean it up, she doesn't even yell at me. I use to have a sister that I had sex with and made kittens, when mom and dad was broke and didn't get us fixed fast enough. We had inbred Mews, that's my original family name the Mews, but I changed it to get myself disassociated with that crazy ass Mew family, plus I wasn't about to pay child support to that bitch Lotto for all those kittens we had. Other than that, I sleep a lot and hang out with the fam.