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Ashlee

Talk is cheap, and it doesn't mean much.

About Me

I rarely pay attention to anything that happens around me. I am stubborn and don't like to be told what to do. I like to do as little as I can get away with doing. I feel sorry for people who say they like all types of music. I like to give people I don't know nicknames. I fear birds, spiders, and bodies of water. I like to knit and crochet scarves and hats I will never use.

My Interests

Procrastination, avoidance, Goldfish crackers, baby animals, good music, bad tv, drunken hobos and pizza.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone I don't already hate.

Music:

Hot Water Music, Against Me!, Gatsbys American Dream, Minus The Bear, Q And Not U, The Mars Volta, Thrice, Straylight Run, Brand New, Eisley, Head Automatica, Cursive, Muse, Wilco, Whiskeytown. All good bands break up.

Movies:

Angus, Nacho Libre, Pretty In Pink, Say Anything, The Sure Thing, High Fidelity, Dumb And Dumber, Center Stage, Office Space, Fievel Goes West, The Princess Bride, Young Frankenstein, Little Miss Sunshine.

Television:

Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, The Office, The Golden Girls, Rescue Me, Freaks And Geeks.

Books:

Vonnegut, Palahniuk, Bukowski. It sounds like I don't read, but I really do. I just don't like most of what I read. OK fine, I don't read.

Heroes:

Mr. Peanut

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My Blog

I hate people.

Yeah, I think that covers it.
Posted by Ashlee on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 07:43:00 PST

Boredom + Thoughts = This + Bad

I'm watching Notes From The Underbelly on tv right now because the commercials made it seem entertaining.  But now I am sitting here, disappointed in the show, forced to think about life and what...
Posted by Ashlee on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 06:22:00 PST

I am a knitting fool. To bad I'm terrible at it.

Here's the dealio, I want to make a wrap cardigan (I cannot move on, in good taste, without this quote, "Pullover!"  "No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing!") that I found in my knitting b...
Posted by Ashlee on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 11:28:00 PST

I need a haircut.

But should I have it cut short or just shave it all off, I do think Britney Spears is on to something there, or should I get bangs again?  I don't know.  For all the people who have apparent...
Posted by Ashlee on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 08:54:00 PST

My political ranting

It is 92 degrees right now.  The high for the day is supposed to be 98.  That is so wrong.  As the weather guy said, it is absurd that we are flirting with 100 when it is officially fal...
Posted by Ashlee on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 12:08:00 PST

Don't even pretend you want to read this.

Blog is such an awful word.  It takes too much effort to say and sounds like a slang term for some bodily function, I haven't decided which one though.In high school I made a t-shirt that said 'p...
Posted by Ashlee on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 11:38:00 PST

Cutting others down makes me feel good about myself

Here is my thought:  I don't think Jessica Simpson is hot.  She is a solid average at best, and I say that not having seen her in person, only on TV with the help of makeup artists, stylists...
Posted by Ashlee on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 01:41:00 PST

I'm in a happy place called Procrastination

I keep seeing a commercial with the Happy Happy Joy Joy song from Ren and Stimpy.  I have no idea what the commercial is trying to sell, because every time I see it I sing along and remember that...
Posted by Ashlee on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 12:52:00 PST