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Chris

There's a message in my Alpha-bits! It says ooooooooo

About Me

Everything I say is a lie. Well, except for that..... and that ....... and that ... and that.......

.......and that.

This page needs more cowbell.



I used to dream about being an astronaut. I just never had the grades. Or the physical endurance. Plus I threw up a lot and nobody liked spending a week with me.

My Interests

Hot chicks, Alcoholic Beverages, Falconry, Magic Tricks, Puppetry, Non-prescription Drug Therapy, Jiu Jitsu, Bar Hopping, Shenanigans, Tomfoolery, Competetive Eating

I'd like to meet:

Rowlf the dog

Music:

Thrash Metal

Movies:

Muppet Movies and Slasher Films

Television:

Everything except for Criss Angel Mindfreak

Books:

Anything by Carl Sagan and P.J. O'Rourke

My Blog

N.A.G.A. Worlds 2007

So... I said I'd do better next time and "next time" was last Saturday at the North American Grappling Association Worlds 2007, one of the biggest grappling tournaments on the East coast.  It was...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 09:40:00 PST

The Renzo Gracie Invitational Jiu Jitsu Tournament

The Renzo Gracie Invitational Jiu Jitsu Tournament was held yesterday and I was one of the competitors.  It was my first tournament ever, so I didn't know what to expect.  I cut down to 200 ...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 06:02:00 PST

Time to upgrade my phone

I prefer this old-school Radio Shack model.  It's the most affordable portable anywhere!
Posted by Chris on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 07:36:00 PST

Falconry Extravaganza

Here are the pics I took from today's Falconry Extravaganza in Central Park. Some beautiful raptors!...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 12:45:00 PST

Camel Toads?

   What a dumbass!
Posted by Chris on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 09:57:00 PST

Take my poll, please

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Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

New Alcohol Warnings

Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the Medical Association's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers: W...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HOW SMART ARE YOU?

READ this sentence: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS. Now count aloud the F's in that sentence. Count them ONLY ONCE; do not go back and...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Joke

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead enter an elevator. As they walk in they notice a small puddle of white liquid on the floor of the elevator car. The brunette bends down for a closer look, and states...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST