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Jnr

Save the whales: crowd the seas!

About Me

NZ. Smooth muscles.... occasional drinker...20 years onboardMySpace Layouts - myspace layouts

My Interests

Hugging, reading poetry, helping the elderly to cross the street, skateboarding, drinking and rooting my smoking hot girlfriend Kara!

I'd like to meet:

Rad cunts and rad bitches that like rad cunts!

Music:

Liquid Nelson Theory, Atheist, Cynic, Death, Disharmonic Orchestra, Sadus, Slayer, Daft Punk, Shapeshifter, Grooverider, Dimitri from Paris, Bob Sinclair, Ian Pooley, Strawpeople, The Prodigy, Eurythmics, Duran Duran, Bob Marley, Peter Tosh, Lee Scratch Perry, Ijahman Levi, Steel Pulse, Salmonella Dub, Patea Maori Club, Prince Tui Teka

Heroes:

This is my ancestor Te Rauparaha (1768 - 1849) - also known as the 'Napoleon of the Maori World' - A chief of the Ngati Toa tribe he was just under 5ft tall, and a master of the mere (a short greenstone club) My nigga was a shrewd war tactician and could smack fools once mowing down 50 loudmouth eggs on his own! He set up trade with the early English settlers in NZ and amassed an arsenal any street gang would be jealous of. Armed to the hilt the Ngati Toa set about hammering weaker tribes into submission until they owned the entire lower North Island and the east coast of the South Island. My boy was also the composer of the famous Maori Haka or wardance called 'Ka Mate' kept alive today by the mightiest rugby team in the world the NZ All Blacks!

My Blog

Shit

On Saturday I went out to Bayswater with Greg and Maria and for the entire train journey we were drinking beer. Eventually I began busting for a piss but no cunt was keen to ...
Posted by Jnr on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 05:56:00 PST

Silence is Golden

Now I'm not sure if you're familiar with the Sony Ericsson k700 mobile phone but I have one.....and it has this nifty feature where you can record sounds and assign them as a ringtone to a particular ...
Posted by Jnr on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST