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crash

Coughlin's law: never show surprise, never lose your cool.

About Me

I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Crash. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

My Interests

I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.

I'd like to meet:

Jack Bauer. Chris Hansen. Vic Mackey.

Music:

Angie's All Stars.

Movies:

Rad. Out for Justice. Better Off Dead. She's the Man. Just One of the Guys.

Television:

To Catch a Predator. 30 Rock. Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Shield. Wire. Clocks.

Books:

'Mr. T' by Mr. T. 'T and Me' by George Peppard. 'For The Last Time, I'm Not Mr. T' by Ving Rhames.

Heroes:

Yogi Berra.

My Blog

i need

a few beers, some nascar, and some ladies redneck much?
Posted by crash on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

half over

The summers half over???? Not cool I feel like June never happend and I've only been to the beach like twice. Double not cool And I really don't remember anything from the weekend. Which is...
Posted by crash on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

don't know how

i wake up some mornings. especially monday mornings. especially during the summer. especially since i crave my bed and sweet ass pillows. and especially after a rock star weekend (like there are ...
Posted by crash on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

thank you

i would like to welcome you all to the crash show. trust me you will be bored but i'm over it. never done this before but since i have so many random thoughts and the rock star sarah is on i say ...
Posted by crash on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST