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Shawn Vs. OrecShawn

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

well what can i say. i hate work but it pays for that big juicy bling that hangs from my neck. i like to snowboard alot. any day i get a chance to go i perty much do. sept for when im lazy. i like to pimp hoes and fuck with the man. i help al gore fight man bear pig to save the earth. i recycle styrofoam. i would eat asian food everyday if i could find a buffet that was free. im president of the "i think jessica simpson should pose naked for playboy or my call phone camera fan club" i like to drive around town and scream at people who are walking claiming that my father is a car salesman. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

SNOWBAORDING sex with mothers. what can i say im a mother fucker?! i like to get down on some madden and a lil NCAA football. i like puppys and kitties. i like long walks on the beach. i like to say like. i rather enjoy hangin out on boats. i just like hangin out. if ya wanna hang with me then ya gotta blaze with usfuck the bears. and rex.if im not riding these boards im making sweet sweet love to them.i have recently been investigating this crazy phenomenon known as the car kit kiss of death. according to verizon wireless when your phone brings this msg up it means that your phone has decided to just stop working. i found that to be really lame. so basically my phone just decided to take a nap and not wake up. if my phone had a soul if would for sure go to heaven. its like a fuckin cat. two times it was in a hot tub. twice thrown against the wall when i was drunk. once droped into a puddle of muddy water. once droped from the second story of a house. lost for a few hours in the snow. and to fix it one of them times i droped it on a table and hit it a few times to see if it would turn back on. everytime it did...till now. so what about my phone?... so long awesome phone!

I'd like to meet:

id like to meet someone that can stop moe dixon. if you dont know who he is well your one of the lucky ones. moe dixon plays songs on his rad ass guitar. he plays the same songs over and over and over and over and OVER AGAIN!!!

Movies:

its porno or no no old school is alright to watch other than porn i guess

Television:

softcore porno or no no aqua teen hunger force, family guy, venture bros, scrubs...well scrubs is funny but not better than softcore sorry

Books:

last time i read a book i was cut open and since then i have no opened a book. ill never read again