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Call Me Stanley

About Me

Well...I'm Lauren
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Name: Ren
Birthday: March 13th
Birthplace: Booofalo
Current Location: Orlando
Eye Color: some freakish but cool combination of green & blue & grey
Hair Color: ummm.....kind of depends on my mood
Height: 5'1" ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Italian, Irish, Polish, Albanian
The Shoes You Wore Today: blue flip flops
Your Weakness: rat poison
Your Fears: i can't be unable to move
Your Perfect Pizza: brocoli, ricotta cheese, & black olives
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: make Glenside interesting
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: do i really have to get up now...naw i can sleep another hour
Your Best Physical Feature: my freakish eyes
Your Bedtime: whenever i'm tired
Your Most Missed Memory: The Dungeon with Jess and Alison
Pepsi or Coke: people who can tell the difference and really care need help
MacDonalds or Burger King: no
Single or Group Dates: not really a date when there's a group of people and you're trying to figure out how to make-out without making everyone else awkward
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: who cares?
Chocolate or Vanilla: both
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee...but they're like the same thing...cappuccino's are just harder to make
Do you Smoke: not a whole lot of cigarrettes, but comparably more pot
Do you Swear: FUCK YES
Do you Sing: to an annoying extent
Do you Shower Daily: depends on if i feel gross or not
Have you Been in Love: yeah...it's retarded
Do you want to go to College: going
Do you want to get Married: one day....first i gotta find a guy who's not a fucker...that's the hard part
Do you belive in yourself: for the most part
Do you get Motion Sickness: only on those puke box rides, like Body Wars
Do you think you are Attractive: sure
Are you a Health Freak: i exercise, i don't gorge myself on grease, but those are less freakish and more preferences
Do you get along with your Parents: eh...sometimes, sometimes not
Do you like Thunderstorms: very much
Do you play an Instrument: none well
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: hahahahaha
In the past month have you Smoked: very few cigarettes, much more spliffs
In the past month have you been on Drugs: "i am drugs"
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yessss.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah, the one with the movie theatre in it
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: an entire box....? No, they don't even have them in London
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i don't think so. But really, who remembers sushi?
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: ::sigh:: noo...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i don't think coasters count, and it's been months sice i stole a glass
Ever been Drunk: several times
Ever been called a Tease: not to my face
Ever been Beaten up: i have two brothers...what do you think
Ever Shoplifted: when i was like 8, from the Wal-Mart
How do you want to Die: not eaten by an alligator or shark or other angry animal
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: me
What country would you most like to Visit: right now...Thailand or New Zealand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: blue
Short or Long Hair: as long as it's clean
Height: not a giant, but taller than me which is really not difficult to achieve
Weight: not a whale preferably
Best Clothing Style: that "who the fuck cares?" style is hot
Number of Drugs I have taken: I may smoke a lot of pot, but i was probably one of the least drugged out people at bonnaroo
Number of CDs I own: a lot...i'm not counting them out
Number of Piercings: 7 (ear, ear, ear, ear, nose, tongue, cheek)
Number of Tattoos: 1 on my wrist
Number of things in my Past I Regret: regrets are like lunatics: absolutely without reason
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Johnny Depp (purely for acting reasons), Dave Grohl, J.K. Rowling, Tim Burton, would've liked to meet Hunter S. Thompson, Quentin Tarantino, Richard Linklater, Chuck Palaniuk, Kevin Smith, Joss Whedon...and anyone who can intelligently discuss books, movies, AND theatre.

My Blog

Photobucket Survey

So I had all this free time while I was supposed to be hassling people over the phone at work. But I can hassle and answer meaningless quizzes as well. But apparently, photobucket doesn't work. Or som...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:46:00 GMT

Winter Break Word Saunter

Sometimes I just feel like throwing out my thoughts into the cyber world. As if putting them there might make them more meaningful than in a word document labeled Journal again. So i thought, blog. I'...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 00:13:00 GMT

Vorrei Stare

It's been a while so to start:I've been living in Italy for the past 4 months. I leave in about three weeks. This makes me unbearably sad, so I try to think about the positive aspects of America:1.) G...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 14:44:00 GMT

Because my movie knowledge base is a point of pride...

They said if you've seen more than 85 of these movies you have no life...let's see shall we?(x) Rocky Horror Picture Show(x) Grease(x) Pirates of the Caribbean(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man'...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 09:19:00 GMT

You know who's awesome?

Stephen GammellIsaiah Zagar Chuck PalahniukAnna QuindlenNancy PelosiJulia SweenyOmar Rodriguez-LopezThom YorkeI was trying to think of people that are still alive and awesome.Speaking of christmas, I ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 23:15:00 GMT

What I Did Today

My parents bought some cereal. My brother wrote in permanent marker on the boxes "Morgan's. Do Not Touch (or eat)". Yesterday morning we ran out of milk. Today I went to store and bought some milk. I...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 23:02:00 GMT

A few thoughts...

Tumnus the Faun is disturbingly sexy.Jeff Corwin is way better than Steve Erwin. Who agrees?Jeff Mangum's voice echoes the trumpet in Neutral Milk's music....or vice versa.Everyone patronizes the fore...
Posted by on Tue, 30 May 2006 17:03:00 GMT

MySpace is the devil

None of this would have happened if it weren't for MySpace. I've been made painfully aware my life kindda blows these days.I'm full of things I want to say...but I won't. I'm full of emotions I want ...
Posted by on Mon, 29 May 2006 09:26:00 GMT

I may seem angry to you

Mr. HorribleMr. HorribleTelephone call for Mr. HorribleBut before he can talk to the ugliness menThere's some horrible business leftFor him to attend toSomething unpleasant has spilled on his brainAs ...
Posted by on Sat, 13 May 2006 19:40:00 GMT

Shit Storm

It would seem that nobody actually reads any of my blogs, even my friends, especially now since rachel seems to have given up on myspace, but I thought I'd just vent. So... spyware murdered my compute...
Posted by on Thu, 04 May 2006 00:01:00 GMT