Small Banana Republic dictators or managers, mostly - and Wilford Brimley. I'd like to slap them glasses off his face, grab him by the shirt collar and say, "how's it goin?". And Richard Marx. And Karl Marx. Yeah, and that Subway Jared guy. I'd like to sit down and have a turkey sangwich with Lite Italian dressing and discuss his recent didactic and complex geo-political manifesto.