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Miss Murder aka Barbie

i hEarD uR MoM hAs a StinKy LaBia.....

About Me

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~*~We aRe thE muSic makErs, anD we aRe thE drEamErs of drEams.~*~What can i possibly say about myself that is actually worth saying? I m honest but I tend to lie. I'm compasionate but i only care about myself. I'm full of LoVe and I LOVE to Hate. I'm goofy and funny on the outside but i'm miserable and depressed inside. I hate to sleep, even tho I'm always sleeping, b/c I love to dream. I'm good at everything I do but I never do anything that I'm good at. I live for the thrill but I hate the rollercoaster of life. I fall in love quickly and I FALL OUT even faster. I always want what I can't have which keeps me wanting more. I define happiness by having unconditional love but everything I value is material. I guess I'm just one big walking contradiction.

My Interests

i'm interested in... well recently it's been getting drunk and frollecking around out front of my house while pretending to be a butterfly AND breaking my foot!!!.. but mostly... art, good photography, cutting/ripping pictures out of mags and making art, MODGE PODGE!, Cutting up and altering old clothing to make new clothing!, shopping in thrift stores, THE COLOR GREEN, sNoWbOaRdinG!!!, Learning how to surf, getting COOL scars, watching television, COMCAST ON DEMAND!!!, bubble baths, telling my dog that she's pretty, dancing on bars, telling whores to get off the bar, cleaning(obviously not my room), calling people douche bags, smiling at strangers, gossip, Talking shit on girls who try and scam on other ppls bf's, buying new ear rings; new shoes; and new clothes, I am VERY INTERESTED in shopping with other peoples money lol, yelling when it's time for everyone to leave my bar- "make like a tree and leave", telling bad jokes, ruining good ones, laughing at myself, Perfecting everything I do, wearing too many accessories, good MAC makeup, learning everyones name that comes to my bar, ur mom, EATING!!!!!!!!!, SLEEPING!!!!, taking naps throughout my day, GETTING FAT!, pretending that i'm going to go to the gym later, PLAYING SOCOM!!!!!,BOXING, Making the Colonial EMPLOYEES Bathroom a Napoline Dynamite Theme!!!! Making men uncomfortable by talking about my WIDE SET VAGINA AND HEAVY FLOW! LOL LOL..... and the list goes on.. i'll just keep on adding more!! don't worry

I'd like to meet:

Ur mom.. Funny people, Fun people, Friendly people.. and generally people who don't smell bad.

Music:

***************Check out my brother-- http://www.exn.ca/dailyplanet/view.asp?date=12/14/2005 click on wanna be a rock star??? ***** I LOVE ALL KINDS OF MUSIC FROM ALL SORT OF GENRES!!! FOR EXAMPLE: Vendetta Red, Bloc Party, THE WHO, Death Cab for Cutie, The Postal Service, The Doors, David Bowie, The Clash, 30 Seconds To Mars, Gorillaz, The Cure, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Beatles, Steve Miller band, Social D, The Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, White Stripes, Aka's, Circa Survive(actually i didn't lose the cd it was in my cd case the whole time HA!!), A LIFE ONCE LOST, The NEW AGGRESSIONthe Killers, Jet, BILLY IDOL.. soooo hott!!!, Sublime, Transplants, Unwritten Law, THRICE, HIM, incubis, RJ D2, Janes Addiction, Beastie Boys, fall out boy, MCR(but not in public), Cake, Beck, weezer, PEANUT BUTTER WOLF ha!, Flogging Molly, OUTCAST, LIL KIMMY(as my dad would call her.. lol),GWEN STEFANI, Kim Carnes, Carly Simon, Dido, Jewel(b4 she went pop), Paul Simon, Elvis Costello, A HA!!!!! The Ramones, Queen, bon jovi.hahahaha and so on and so on.. :) ::sigh:: oh and the guy who sings black betty!!! great song- it's Ram Jamhref="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vcGhvdG9idWNrZXQ uY29t" target="_blank"a

Movies:

ZOOLANDER is the GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE!!! Just about any movie with Ben Stiller or Owen Wilson, or Will Farrell. LOVE LOVE LOVE funny movies... i hate to watch any movie that will make me cry.. and i HATE SCARY MOVIES.. unless ryan reynolds is in it... (amittyville horror).. AND i'm a sucker for Bill Murray.. i'll watch him in just about anything.

Television:

CSI, ::cough::Laguna Beach::cough::, Seinfeld, EnTouRagE, anddddddd THAT 70'S SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Books:

Scar Tissue AND My favorite book of all time is: Catcher in the Rye

Heroes:

ur mom so proud :)

My Blog

A tale of ankle socks and sneakers gone bad.

ok guys.. i have a NEW PICTURE for the fashionally challenged challenge. go SEE MY PICS..Since i have reigned myself the "FASHION POLICE" leave it up to me to be at the beach, with my best friend alli...
Posted by Miss Murder aka Barbie on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 09:20:00 PST

Fashionally Challenged Challenge

You need to check out my latest pic in my fashionaly challenged challenge. Surely you know that a red "dogs playing poker" button-down shirt, red "above the knee" faded swim trunks, and a knee br...
Posted by Miss Murder aka Barbie on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 11:52:00 PST

Don't Mess with Chuck Norris

# Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.# Crop circles ar...
Posted by Miss Murder aka Barbie on Fri, 25 May 2007 10:35:00 PST

THE Star Wars KID!

This is a video of some kid in high school that's acting like a star wars charater w/ a golf-ball "fetcher". His brother snags the video, and puts it on the internet to embarras the hell out of him. S...
Posted by Miss Murder aka Barbie on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 04:43:00 PST

EVERYONE who is 21+ should READ THIS! B/c ur prob breakin rulz that u never knew existed!

********BARTENDER   RULES       FOR BAR CUSTOMERS*******1. Our names are NOT "Hey" or "Yo", nor do we respond to whistles!2. Mouths closed, money out! Just...
Posted by Miss Murder aka Barbie on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 07:06:00 PST

::sigh::

Why does everyone want things that they can not have? and why is it that when you get them are you not so sure if you want them anymore? Is it just the feeling of wanting that you want? or is it ...
Posted by Miss Murder aka Barbie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST