we were five, now we're four. radek was second guitar but the foreign exchange program was up and he got shipped back to kracow. hayhurst was our bassist but we killed him. jaime is the new hayhurst.
we're all freemasons......we're into armwrestling on ecstacy......we have serious mental issues......none of us have ever come close to solving a rubik's cube......we can get erections on command......flashing lights give us seizures......we punch animals.
we hail from the city of quincy, mass; the city of presidents; which we all believe to one day be the megametropolis of the world (it has already given the world dick dale and the first dunkin' donuts). we play heavy rock at shitty dive bars and the opposite sex doesn't dig us. we're all fucking creeps. but, hey, check out our mp3s and spread the word about how much we suck, thanks!.....................jeff, matt, jaime, paul
