I am.
Part time lion tamer.
Weekend monster truck driver.
Fellow Bon Vivant.
Sailed round the world in a bath full of beans blindfolded.
Certain plants iterest me *wink wink, nuge nuge*.
Expert negotiator of hostile situations.
Sagattarian.
Pyro Maniac.
One time spanish cement monkey.
Life is a waste of time.
Time is a waste of life.
Get wasted all the time.
And youll have the time of your life.
