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mr Vlaiv

I sense great disturbance in the force ...

About Me

What is there to tell?

My Interests

Yes, I'm interested. Thank you for asking.

I'd like to meet:

The Shmoo.

The Shmoo is the lovable creature that laid eggs, gave milk and died of sheer esctasy when looked at with hunger. The Shmoo loved to be eaten and tasted like any food desired. Anything that delighted people delighted a Shmoo. Fry a Shmoo and it came out chicken. Broil it and it came out steak. Shmoo eyes made terrific suspender buttons. The hide of the Shmoo if cut thin made fine leather and if cut thick made the best lumber. Shmoo whiskers made splendid toothpicks. The Shmoo satisfied all the world's wants. You could never run out of Shmoon (plural of Shmoo) because they multiplied at such an incredible rate. The Shmoo believed that the only way to happiness was to bring happiness to others.

Music:

Huh, let's go with the flow ... :)

Books:

Should be read on one's own responsibility ...

My Blog

Shuketanje

radni naslov, Macak u cirkusu Zdravo Machak,Ima li trachak?Nade? Za nas mlade?Sred ove parade ... Nadvio se oblachakOsmehe pajac kradeobrise sede bradeobasja mu zrachak Velika shatraPucketa vatraMajmu...
Posted by mr Vlaiv on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 07:03:00 PST

Dijagnoza

U glavi igranka bez prestanka.Crnobeli klip iz filma sa pocetka dvadesetog veka.Snimljen tako da se reprodukuje lagano podignutim tempom.Ekipa igra charlston. Subjekt pokazuje egomanijakalnost van vid...
Posted by mr Vlaiv on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 06:58:00 PST

Neka mashta ko je hrabar!

Hajde sad da vas vidim. Ja vishe ne smem. Preteshko je. Previshe se plashim. Tako mami. Tako je jednostavno pasti u mashtariju. Opet. Pred spavanje. Samo jedna sitna mashtarija. Bezbrizhna. Vesela. Le...
Posted by mr Vlaiv on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 01:41:00 PST

I am in - valid

Please watch Gattaca ... gattaca I am in-valid. After three of us drank almost full bottle of absinth, we went to town. Sangria. two times double votka + guarana one time double votka + red bull 2 tim...
Posted by mr Vlaiv on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 09:14:00 PST

Machitji food

Cicko je gladan. Bar mi se chini. Malo je nervozan. Ko mu je kriv. Sinoc je dobio pristojnu porciju. Zar je morao da bljucne? Sada vishe nema. Konzerva je prazna. Chekamo neko pristojno doba.Komshinic...
Posted by mr Vlaiv on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 09:28:00 PST

Dve antilope i hlad akacije za Cicka

Danas cemo imati temperaturu!Jeste, preko 37C, kao da imamo virus. Globalno otopljenje? Moguce ... Gledam ono mache moje kako se izvalilo na krevetu.Pravi lavovski mini-him. Ponekad i zevne u stilu Me...
Posted by mr Vlaiv on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 04:23:00 PST

Ralph & Kathy

Ralph : I forget my destinationRalph : I forget my nameRalph : I can't remember where I come from ...Ralph : ... and my shuttle is in trouble Ralph : I lost control of the spaceship and the stars are ...
Posted by mr Vlaiv on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 02:28:00 PST

Opa, evo sta je izletelo opet ...

Express otvaranje svesti. Nekontrolisani emotivni shtrc. Macka cacka.Klupko cacka macka ljupkoOdmotava ljupko klupko zamotanoZamotano, namotano S' kraja macka cackas' konca, bez osloncabez kraja i bez...
Posted by mr Vlaiv on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 08:54:00 PST

Postadoh promoter nocnog zivota ni kriv ni duzan :D

Eto, ni kriv ni duzan postadoh marketing promoter nocnog zivota ... :D Tako mi bar pishe na profilu. Ja uneo jedno, a myspace me proglasio za drugo ... Vec sam mislio da me neko hakao i da mi je izmen...
Posted by mr Vlaiv on Fri, 09 May 2008 08:28:00 PST

Pa da izvucemo zakljucak

I just wanted a ride. Every ride takes you somewhere. I just don't like the place I ended up. Suma sumarum. Kad covek kopa dovoljno duboko iskopa i neke stvari sa kojima nije u stanju da se suoci. Pro...
Posted by mr Vlaiv on Sat, 03 May 2008 04:22:00 PST