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sim. & shenanigans?!

simz1991

About Me

sim.
who honestly cares how old i am
when i have the mental age of about 3?

kegs.
english lang,
psychology,
maths
& biology!
don't ask me what i think of it...

tbf, don't ask me what i was thinking EVER!
i never know!
so many voices all at once!

i don't know what i want.
i know how to get it though ;)
y'know...
just like jonny rotten!

when i'm a bit more growned up,
i'll be selling pink & blue candy floss,
on brighton sea front :)
everyone loves candy floss.
so i'll be wayyy rich :D
sun, sand, sea & sweets...
what more could i want??
a bouncy castle. thats what :D

oh && dickface is still my favouritest word ever ever!

everything's groooovy baybeee :)

My Interests



analyse that, fuckwit!
that's one of my new phrases btw ;]

i like making outrageously stupid things up (:
so i'm a crap prostitute,
& i'm going cold turkey & sober
& moving to leeds or the seaside,
cuz i have no clients left.
i'm worth a whole 49p
but if talk is cheap & lies are expensive
i should put my prices up :)

I'd like to meet:

oasis soup!

Myspace Layouts

Music:

"if this is a rom com, kill the director."
"you know i love you, take off your clothes, its all right.
"you should cut down on your porklife mate, get some exercise!"
"imma do the things i wanna do, i ain't gotta thing to prove to you."
& thats it atm :)

Movies:

fight club, i could actually watch it over & over like everything is a copy of a copy of a copy when you can't sleep.

My Blog

life’s a freakin tizag.

I'm in quite a blog mood. Since we've back at college, I've only been to half of my lessons. Everything feels weird. Like starting all over again. But the people are being all weird as well. I feel a ...
Posted by sim. & shenanigans?! on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 09:40:00 PST

today, if you like.

today in rivs was funny. like both times. just freakin random. thats all. grass fights, pennies, smarties ice creams & trying to play football. & ahhhhh fag smoke. lol at the smokers bench. ...
Posted by sim. & shenanigans?! on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 11:05:00 PST

dick’ead & i’m not sorry

"i hate you i want you theres something that you do ive made up my mind now and i want you to know you please me you tease me you make it look easy ive made up my mind i think i want you to know o...
Posted by sim. & shenanigans?! on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 02:39:00 PST

hannah well wrote this about me :D

Sims :):) Thee most random girl out there goin to see the wombats with her..were sooo gnna pull :P didnt really speak 2 her in school but now..jus try and stop us :) she has the coolest bag..i really ...
Posted by sim. & shenanigans?! on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 12:38:00 PST

everything is just a bit fine & dandy actually (:

I think i best just accept it right now. I'm never gonna have a full week at college this year. It's just not gonna happen. But it ain't gonna stop me bloody well being optimistic about it. & mayb...
Posted by sim. & shenanigans?! on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:40:00 PST

a blog full of the little things that make me (:

they’re a little like the whole "i bet your even little left toe is  beautiful" line. & then actually checking, randomly. it still makes me smile.turning the water cooler offskiving les...
Posted by sim. & shenanigans?! on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 08:46:00 PST

the delete button...

I like to think it is possible to delete stuff out of your life.Thing is, you just stop mentioning it, so it plays on your mind even more & more.I have a habit of deleting blogs.Deleting old stuff...
Posted by sim. & shenanigans?! on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 12:58:00 PST