Emily

For the most part, I'm a glass-is-half-empty kind of girl, but I'd like to think that somewhere deep down, lies an eternal optimist. Presently, she's being held captive in some unknown corner of my mind. In any case, I'm a cynic, at best. I have a morbid sense of humor, but my friends seem to like me enough anyway. I'm heavily addicted to caffeine, I would shoot it if I could, except for the whole fear of needles bit. If I knew how to put hexes on people, I'd probably do that too. People suck, but such is life.