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Asian Man [audio-enabled lifestyle products]

I swear I slipped right through the cracks in the floor

About Me

Well, I'm Andrew T, I'm going to college right now and [WARNING: HEAVY PARODY ALERT] likeomg if u wanna like find out sum stuf bout me ur gonna hav 2 ask n junk lol [END PARODY] With that out of the way, let's find out a bit more about me, shall we? Like I said before, I'm going to college right now (I'm at room 904 for all you stalkers out there) and enjoying it, though I could really do without the three hour six-day-a-week play practices, but thems the breaks. I'm not with anyone right now (aka single), but thems is ALSO the breaks. I'm really into music (as in REALLY really) and enjoy tinkering with my iPod when I should be doing other, more productive things. Also, if'n I happen to see those telltale white earbuds in your ears, I'll probably ask you what's playing, so don't wear them too loudly, okay? Oh, and I might ask you what you might want to listen to if I can't decide on what to listen to (beware: as a general rule of thumb, your music is better than mine, so don't beat me up because I don't have any Death Cab For Cutie). I also enjoy moonlit walks on the beach (sarcasm) hot fluffy bubble baths (also sarcasm), and a good cry after an arguement (...what, doesn't every guy?). My two favorite things to do in my writing are to insert random sarcastic asides (as in all the time) and to use "..."'s in a lot of places. More on that later...Oh yeah, and I decided to totally promote the crap out of my new video blog, so I'm embedding it. All you 56 people out there are sure to love me now, right???
For no reason other than that I like to make lists, here are some things I wanna cop when I have the money (it makes such a good time capsule when I'll look at this in six months and go "Wow, I didn't get any of these..."):1). Skullcandy Full Metal Jackets2). Planet Puzzle League for the Nintendo DS3). Everybody Hates Chris - The First Season on DVD4). Paramore - Riot!5). Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows (Drops July 21st)6). Powerspace - The Kicks Of Passion /i (Drops July 31st)..

My Interests

...so I'm in college now and I STILL am not cool enough for interests. But we'll give it a try anyways (HA! Started a sentence with a conjunction! Take THAT Sean Connery!). Well, right now I'm interested in my new digital camera (I can now prove that I exist. Go fig.) and thumb calisthenics so it doesn't get hurt perusing my iPod (just kidding, it's more like palates). I dig hanging out with friends, as well as rocking the whole portable gaming thing when I have time. In the long term, I'm interested in going to the Boise 2007 Take Action Tour to see Kaddisfly and A Static Lullaby. At this very moment right now I'm interested in going to sleep (11:28 pm, with an early morning tomorrow), but why the crap would I want to do THAT?

I'd like to meet:

...for lack of a more clever expression, let's just say "your mom."

HELP GOODNIGHT SUNRISE PLAY WARPED!

Music:

Since it has been a long long LONG time since I've updated my page, I figure it's best not to tell you. SUSPENSE(...)

Movies:

Wizard People, Dear Readers - Wikipedia it, download it, and let the laughter flow like... like... some sort of flowy... thing.

Television:

Gundam Wing on DVD. There. I said it.

Books:

Where Eagles Dare - 32 pages and going strong!

Heroes:

The Reginator - Anybody who can take on a three-year-old with a SHARK FOR A HAND and live to tell the tale can rescue me from a burning building (which he presumably started on fire, provided someone got him the money) any day of the week.Mia-dono - Too much awesome for just one person. Someday the world will figure out how too deal with this, but for now she'll just be waaaaaaayyyyyy too awesome for you or your grandmother to handle.The Insanity - He sits around and plays WOW for six hours a day, goes to work for another ten, and still survives?!!!??! Sounds like a superpower to me...Oh Joy - The Proprieter of Mad-Happy. 'Nuff said.La La V - Helping people (not protists) by day, mad awesome drama-type person by... 6pm if there's a show, and it usually ends... well, no one can really say. Seriously, she can do ANYTHING.Quirky Kirky - Actually SHE can do anything. Ever. Including bringing a smile to your face in, oh, .0265 seconds. Much too cool for you or your grandFATHER.

My Blog

Attack Of The Show - Butte Edition!

Rrrraaaaawwwwwrrrrrrr!Sorry, just had to get that out of the way. If the subject line is any indicator, I just got back from a show in Butte with Regi and Sam and it was (if I were to say it like Shel...
Posted by Asian Man [audio-enabled lifestyle products] on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 12:56:00 PST

Music cred! Whoooooooo!

So what do you do when you know a lot of today's music, but virtually nothing of music from the past? Are you just musically uncultured? Or musically different-cultured? Should you even care? Cause I'...
Posted by Asian Man [audio-enabled lifestyle products] on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:52:00 PST

Movie Review!

             Well dear readers, it's about that time for another blog. Not one of those fancy-pants video blogs like I usually do, but one of thos...
Posted by Asian Man [audio-enabled lifestyle products] on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 03:00:00 PST

Check Ch-Check Check Check Ch-Check It Out! The Daily Blargh is Now On iTunes!

Attention, attention; may I have all your eyes and ears to the front of the room here for me, if only for one second? Thank you. Now then, I just wanted to let y'all know that The Daily Blargh is offi...
Posted by Asian Man [audio-enabled lifestyle products] on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 12:08:00 PST

Help me out with the theme song for The Daily Blargh and you could be a winner! ...well, sorta.

A'ight homiez, here's the breakdown: now that we have an official name for this thing I like to call The Daily Blargh, I'm going to take the next logical step in the chain of process-event-type-stuff ...
Posted by Asian Man [audio-enabled lifestyle products] on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 01:35:00 PST

New! The Daily Blargh!

Alright, so I've decided to give my daily blogcast thing a name: The Daily Blargh. Let me know what you guys think! I've also decided to put it up under My Videos as well as on Youtube. If you're feel...
Posted by Asian Man [audio-enabled lifestyle products] on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 02:06:00 PST

It's a list! Check it twice, if you want (it's not required)...

A'ight homiez, here's the breakdown: after compiling and recompiling and losing and recompiling again, I finally have my list of things I might buy in the future. It's not necessarily a list of what I...
Posted by Asian Man [audio-enabled lifestyle products] on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 10:03:00 PST

Today was very much bloggable

And how! And while it's not normally a good idea to start a sentence with a statement that has an exclamation mark (it might not even be a good idea in THIS circumstance...), today has been fantastic/...
Posted by Asian Man [audio-enabled lifestyle products] on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 02:11:00 PST

[insert blog here]

Not much going on... yet. Seems like everything starts tomorrow; ironically, I'm listening to Calm Before the Storm from Fall Out Boy... So here's the breakdown:     I arrived at C...
Posted by Asian Man [audio-enabled lifestyle products] on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 11:14:00 PST

So the whole blog function works. Go fig...

WARNING: This piece contains, whatever it may seem like, absolutely no whining or ungratefulness. This is largely a state of mind piece; considering I'm gonna leave in slightly more than a week (eight...
Posted by Asian Man [audio-enabled lifestyle products] on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 09:11:00 PST