I'm Betty. I'm a goblin and also a vegetarian.
I'm very misunderstood. I love to make people laugh.
I recently decided to come out into the world and reveal myself to all of you. I love you all for supporting you all these years and am sorry that for so long I was anonymous. Many knew me only as "that crazy chick standing the front with the bug eyes." While that is true, I am so much more. I am Betty the Goblin (copyright, registered trademark) and I am glad to be here to find out who all of you are. You have been with me for so many years now, it is time I give something back to you.
"I am beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring me down
I am beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring me down
So don't you bring me down today."
