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Well huh, my name's Colleen, I live in Iowa...I'm married to a kick ass dude...and I'm just all about havin fun no matter where I'm at or what I'm doin!! :)I'm 26, work in a lab and that's 'bout it at this point. Also, I feel like a giant tool having joined the myspace cult. :P
"The strange thing is, the love doesn't go away for this being that you've carried. You can't go back to being the person you were before you carried life. And yet you're not a mother, either, and you still are connected to a force, a being. And I was trying to find ways to keep that communication going."--Tori Amos
"I am good, but not an Angel. I do sin, but I am not the Devil. I am pretty, but not Beautiful. I have friends, but I am not the Peacemaker. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find Love." -- Marilyn Monroe
"But as bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem." -- Ani DiFranco
"My thighs have been in many accidents, and I can't get insured and I don't need to be lured by you. My cunt is built like a wound that won't heal and now you don't need to ask 'cause now you know how I feel." -- Ani DiFranco
"I cannot only be the small sum of my experiences but must be a channel for those that I have never had and maybe never will." -- Tori Amos ..Layout made by ..
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Um, because this is the funniest ever.

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"So you are a super-star. Get off the cross, we need the wood" --Tori Amos Pip: Dark Energy. It can be found in the Observable Universe. Found in ratios of 75% more than any other substance. Dark Energy. It can be found in religious extremists, in cheerleaders. To come to the conclusion that Dark signifies mean and malevolent would then define 75% of the Universe as an evil force. Alternatively, to think that some cheerleaders do not have razors in their snatch is to be foolishly unarmed. Tori: My eyes burn from listening. I cannot only be the small sum of my experiences but must be a channel for those that I have never had and maybe never will. Otherwise I can only hear the music through my finite human filter instead of hearing independent frequencies. Frequency and tone are autonomous and of the multiverse not just of my meager knowing. We can transcribe musical experience from the multiverse if we can be exactly that --- perceptive scribes and co-creators instead of needing to be the only creator, how lonely. ..
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You Are a Visionary Soul
You are a curious person, always in a state of awareness.
Connected to all things spiritual, you are very connected to your soul.
You are wise and bright: able to reason and be reasonable.
Occasionally, you get quite depressed and have dark feelings.

You have great vision and can be very insightful.
In fact, you are often profound in a way that surprises yourself.
Visionary souls like you can be the best type of friend.
You are intuitive, understanding, sympathetic, and a good healer.

Souls you are most compatible with: Old Soul and Peacemaker Soul

What Kind of Soul Are You?

What Christmas Ornament Are You?

                               

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Colleen --

[noun]:

A person of questionable sanity who starts their own cult

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Your Smurf Name is
Narcoleptic Smurf
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You Belong in Milan
Stylish and sophisticated, you want to enjoy a truly European life - away from tourists!
Milan fits you perfectly. Great shopping, high quality food, lots of culture... with very little hype. What European City Do You Belong In?

You Are Ani Difranco!
Honest, real, and well liked.
You're not limited by any boundaries.
"And you can call me crazy
But I think you're as lazy as white paint on the wall" Who's Your Inner Rock Chick?

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Colleen
Birthday: Sept. 21
Birthplace: Omaha, NE
Current Location: Council Bluffs, IA
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Currently red
Height: 5'3
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Austrian/Pennsylvania Dutch
The Shoes You Wore Today: My Sambas :)
Your Weakness: Fried food and fast cars
Your Fears: I have a few
Your Perfect Pizza: Hawaiin or Valentinos
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Figure out what I'm doin :P
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: Snooze!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: Umm.......I dunno.....my eyes, I guess?
Your Bedtime: Anywhere between 2 and 4am
Your Most Missed Memory: Early Senior year of high school
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi, but only with Southern Comfort ;)
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both!!!
Do you Smoke: In the process of quiting
Do you Swear: Fuckin'a right I do!
Do you Sing: Daily!
Do you Shower Daily: Generally
Have you Been in Love: I am in love
Do you want to go to College: Yeah
Do you want to get Married: I am, and loving it!
Do you belive in yourself: At times
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only if I'm reading in the car
Do you think you are Attractive: I have my days where I do
Are you a Health Freak: Not even a lil bit!
Do you get along with your Parents: Yup!
Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE THEM!!!
Do you play an Instrument: No, but I wanna learn
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yup
In the past month have you Smoked: Yup
In the past month have you been on Drugs: shhh ;)
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah....Christmas forced me to :(
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope, not much of a fan
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Unfortunately no
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope...too cold!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: haha Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Prolly
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: Yup
How do you want to Die: Peacefully in my sleep when I'm old and ready
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Still figuring that out
What country would you most like to Visit: Greece, Spain, Australia, all over South America, Africa....there are lots :)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Short, generally
Height: Taller than me
Weight: Depends on the guy
Best Clothing Style: Casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: At some point in my life, pretty much all of 'em...except PCP :P
Number of CDs I own: Too many to count!!!
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 1...for now ;)
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 3, that I can think of off the top of my head

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