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About Me

Strange little sentient bugger.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

(provided I was suitably armed) the writers of 2 and a half men.

My Blog

Us human types...

I recently rediscovered something that has been bothering me for some time, and thought it might make for a conversation starter on here... What do you think the human race is up to then hey? What...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Jul 2009 01:34:00 GMT

Tichbithnotek

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Posted by on Wed, 17 Jun 2009 09:42:00 GMT

Reacquaintance (the old haunt)

The musky smell of age lingers and melds with the sight of dust-covered everything as I (again) stride into this once familiar place.  The sign on the door hangs just as I remember from what seems lik...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jun 2009 05:26:00 GMT

The toolish A-Z of desire

A) Tool rehearsing in my bandroom with me making selective comments B) Tool rehearsing in my bandroom without me making selective comments C) The live footage of Flood promised on the Vicarious DVD ...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 10:44:00 GMT

Plow bunts orphan village in Splifomania.

"In the flip of an eyelid the thing just lost control and headed for the local kid's school..."  Said plow owner Joshua Rankin's nephew (12) upon being questioned over the vengefull act he is acc...
Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 14:23:00 GMT

Ask a Stupid Question...

And you could win, Win, WIN!!! Configure your neurons into a pattern akin to spouting from your vernacular orifice rantings and ramblings of a questioning nature and you could WIIIIIIN 14 trips of yo...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 06:02:00 GMT

I got stoned once.

I was unlucky though. My niece has a puppy that likes to play with a rubber ball (orange in colour, with a swirl or two, I'm sure you know the kind of thing...) anyway, my niece has this puppy, and on...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 17:12:00 GMT

President Evil

Thanks Ms. Vallone {- ;
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 01:00:00 GMT

Its just what you expect without being what you expect it to be.

From "Profiles of the Future" (1999) Chapter 8 Rocket to the Renaissance FOREWARD This essay origionally appeared in a 1960 Playboy magazine, and summarises my hopes and expectations in the first dawn...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 00:14:00 GMT

On the line

It seems that there has been a reputation developed of late regarding those who would rather remain un-comittal (to no one in particular, just a fathoming from my "real" life).  May I please remi...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 01:22:00 GMT