Loose Morals

So we started from the remains of C.H.U.D., Dim Locator, and Flux Capacitor, in the tradition of the Infection, playing shitty rocknroll/punk. We began at Umass, studying the humanities, that which we soon lost faith in. So we started drinking a lot of Black Label and playing shitty music. Cory, our old bass player, dissillusioned at the discovery that he was inbred, quit the band to become a Hari Krishna. Things were looking pretty dim, but soon we found Rob banging on fish buckets for crack on the streets of Northampton. He wanted our money, but we stole his talent instead. So he sold his body for a set and rocked the skins. Bryan was a transvestite car salesman who couldn't play bass, but looked nice anyway. The rest of the Loose Morals can be summed up in the following adjectives: depressive, drunk, skinny, selfish, hateful, whiny, timid, greedy, loving...................................We have branched away from traditional rocknroll and these days have been playing folk music or experimental Bad Brains-esque hardcore. These genres don't sound like they go together well, but fuck it.......................................... We are not interested in scenes, whether it be early punk revival (NY Dolls, etc.), indie rock, "grindcore," Oi, Rockabilly, Psychobilly, Surf revival, old school hardcore revival, or anything else. Scenes are for musicians who lack ideas................... We are not and will never be part of the cool kid club, so fuck you........................