My new business idea... |
Everywhere I go in L.A. there are 50's diners. Mel's Diner, Cafe 50's, Bob's Big Boy, you name it. And they must do really well, because there are a ton of them. Well I think I may hav...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 23:54:00 GMT |
New digital shorts... |
I've made two digital shorts so far this year and you can view them on my page. Hope they make you laugh!
Scott
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 02:08:00 GMT |
Ed Burns... |
...stolen from my friend Josh. Oh how I wish I could take credit for it...
Dear Moviegoer,
Hello, My name is Ed Burns and I would like you to give me your money. In return I will give you my ne...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 15:18:00 GMT |
Brand New Technology |
Did you know there's a brand new electronic device called an Ipod that will compress your songs and hold like 250 of them for instant retrieval and enjoyment? And it's portable? You can actually ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 23:58:00 GMT |
Randomness... |
I know this guy who is 46 and he plays keyboards in a Rage Against The Machine cover band. And it's not a comedy act. It's serious. It's a serious band.
I'm serious.
The other day my wife was co...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 23:38:00 GMT |
I have rediscovered Tab... |
As in Tab, the soda. Did you know they still make it? I recently came across some and snatched them up! They are only available in six-packs, and they cost like $6 a six-pack, but if you've ever had t...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 22:49:00 GMT |
The 5-second rule |
I usually go by the five second rule, if I drop a cracker on the floor or something. But there is a situation where the five second rule does not apply, and that's in a car. The other day I dropped a ...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 01:48:00 GMT |
Big K and the cause for Prozac... |
I made a big mistake the other day. I went to Big K. I walked in wanting a Coke Zero and walked out feeling pretty crappy about life. K-Mart is a forgotten wasteland. It is inhabited by customers who ...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 15:23:00 GMT |
Hey everyone... |
Hey friends! Thanks for stopping by to check out my comedy page. I only recently decided to try my hand at stand-up comedy but I've already been booked for my first "real" show next month at one ...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 19:33:00 GMT |
