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About Me

My Interests

lets just say shes barely 100 pounds and her tits are the size of my head

I'd like to meet:

how about the people i WOULDNT like to meet: ____________________________________________________________ __ ANYONE over the age of 28 or under the age of 18 ____________________________________________________________ __ ANYONE more conceited than me (though there are probably very few)________________________________________________________ ______ ANYONE out of state ____________________________________________________________ __ GIRLS that only add me because they want sex - I DO NOT DO CHARITY WORK ____________________________________________________________ __ GIRLS with boyfreinds, you wouldnt want your boyfriend to randomly add a bunch of girls to make you jealous... would you? ____________________________________________________________ __GIRLS over 150 pound, not because your unattractive, but because you have no will power to lose weight, and i think that is just a serious personality downfall ____________________________________________________________ __ GUYS that are gay or bi, you aint gonna get me to change teams, or have a 3some with you and a girl ____________________________________________________________ __ GUYS that want advice on women, read the blogs, learn the info, get some ass. If you have a specific QUICK question, send a message and maybe ill respond, ask Dr. Phil to be your personal wingman ____________________________________________________________ __ STALKERS PERIOD. NO STALKERS PLEASE. IF I DO NOT RESPOND TO YOUR EMAIL OR ACCEPT YOUR FRIEND REQUEST PLEASE GET THE CLUE. ____________________________________________________________ __ DRAMA QUEENS- lets keep this a drama free place, the world has enough drama as it is, please dont use the space as a tool to further your dramatic loser, wannabe "real world" problems, go watch mtv and leave me alone ____________________________________________________________ __ MOST OF ALL - NO FAKE PROFILES... if you think that using someone elses photos is cool, and its going to make you friends, and you enjoy getting compliments about your looks, and they arent even talking about you, but about the people in your photos that are your assumed identity... just know that YOU ARE THE LOWEST FORM OF HUMAN LIFE, THE MOST PATHETIC OF ALL OF GODS CREATURES, YOU ARE PROOF THAT THIS IS A SHITTY WORLD WITH SHITTY PEOPLE, AND PEOPLE THAT DO THAT DO NOT DESERVE THE LUXURY OF LIVING AMONGST OTHER HUMAN BEINGS, AND SHOULD ENDURE THE MOST TORTUROUS, PAINFUL, DRAGGED OUT DEATH THAT CAN BE DELIVERED... you sick pieces of shit.

Music:

anything i can shake my asssssssssss to

Movies:

im losing faith in hollywood

Television:

i only have one working tv in my house, and its a 19 inch piece of shit

Books:

??? i still dont understand why tom hasnt deleted this category

Heroes:

my perfect gf

My Blog

Why Girls Love Assholes PART II

THIS ENTIRE BLOG IS IN RESPONSE TO THE GIRLS THAT THINK "WHY GIRLS LOVE ASSHOLES" BLOG DOES NOT APPLY TO THEM, especially this naive girl and her post: "well for one the guys treat girls like shit ...
Posted by shawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A Drunk Man's Game

When a guy gets drunk, this is how his game towards girls goes...the more steps taken, the more desperate they are getting: STEP 1 - Act real cool, so the girl thinks you dont give a shit, and wants y...
Posted by shawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why Girls Love Assholes

So everytime I meet a girl, they tell me how big of assholes every guy is, and how they want a nice guy and all this shit. And then I tell them that I am an asshole, and then they are all over m...
Posted by shawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Single For A Reason

I know you cant wait to get more, so Im enlightening you. Ive had one girlfriend, my whole life, and it was for 9 months. I learned many things, but the most important thing I learned, was to never ...
Posted by shawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Double Standard

Ok ya its true, I am the hottest thing to hit the OC since trucker hats and nautical stars... no wonder every girl and thier mother wants me. K but on a serious note - If you read the comments on my ...
Posted by shawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Im a Playa Mothafucka and I bet I never change

Today somebody messeged me with a good fucking question, and im glad they did. "If you think all girls are cunts, doesnt that suck because dont you want to settle down with a girl eventually?" Ok, so ...
Posted by shawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

bitches

I am suppose to meet Jon at the Hat in a few minutes, so im gonna make this short and sweet. Girls love drama, not some, not most, BUT ALL girls love it. Some like a little some like a lot. Some w...
Posted by shawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Pre-Booty Call Agreement

Pre-Booty Call Agreement This Pre-Booty Call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is entered into on this ___day of ______________, 20 __, by____________________, (hereinafter re...
Posted by shawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Name "Gianni"

One thing I forgot about Palm Springs...Our newly acquired friends told us about thier friend...Gianni. HE IS EXACTLY THE SAME AS OUR GIANNI. I'm not gonna get into details. JUST KNOW...Naming your...
Posted by shawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Palm Springs - Round 2

Ok Ok... I know it took me a while, but I'll fill you in on what happened. Taylor and I got there at like 3 or so, and we were met up with the tall one (tall as in like 6 feet tall, literally). She ...
Posted by shawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST