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Twinkie

I am here for Friends

About Me

First, I sold my soul to the capitalist machine running the dotcom industry.

Then, I bought it back, and whored it out for a management position at a university. Yes. That's right. A university.

Now I'm whoring myself out to the man, because my house isn't big enough, and my SUV isn't new enough.

Just between you and me, I blame this all on the painful irony of Cup O' Joe's being turned in to a military recruiting center. ..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I don't want to meet anybody.

My Blog

Time for a bigger blog.

I built myself a bigger blog. It lives here. If you want one there, shoot me a message.
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 20:58:00 GMT

Enjoy those cigarettes while you can...

So I'm getting teeth pulled in a few hours. Apparently, I am not destined to keep my wisdom teeth or the molar I broke on a biscotti at Cup o' Joe's about 11 years ago. (Amazingly enough, it hasn't bo...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 00:25:00 GMT

A Survey I Jacked From Vanessa

1.Have you ever been to Mexico? I spent roughly two hours there, and promptly left.2. Ever snuck out of the house? Yeah, but never out of my house.3. Have you spent more than $200 dollars on one piece...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 01:51:00 GMT

On The Subject Of Me

So I'm contemplating going to WalMart to get a wax ring to fix my toilet, and I'm thinking to myself "Oh fuck, I hope my subfloor isn't damaged", and visions of shady contractors with dollar signs go ...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 23:38:00 GMT

Why Republicans Keep Pushing Me Further

As a former member of the Republican Party, I'm still on their mailing list. So I can tell what they're sending to shore up support in their base, versus what they send to everyone, just by comparing ...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 12:20:00 GMT

Fact of the day

When you have a pitbull/pointer and a shiba inu/shepherd on either side of you, and they're barking, door-to-door vacuum salesmen will think twice about asking to come in to offer you a demonstration....
Posted by on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 10:39:00 GMT

My Souvenir From Illinois: Disease

My throat's all scratchy, and I seem to drift between "I'm feeling okay" and "I hope this doesn't get worse" every couple hours or so. I'm starting to wonder if I'm just immune to most diseases Michig...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 00:09:00 GMT

My Life, The Soundtrack

(Taken from a bulletin Brian posted)So heres how it works:Open your choice of music player [iTunes, Limewire, Kazaa, etc.] and put it on shuffle. Press play.For every question type the song thats on.A...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 22:39:00 GMT

Radio Free Milford

So I've neglected my blog for a while, what with the wedding and the list of thank-you notes I have to write still staring me down.It's just one component of fabled post-marital bliss. That, and remov...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 22:05:00 GMT

Want a penny? Take a penny! Give a penny! Leave a penny! Get a fucking life.

So Stephanie's parents got her (us?) a subscription to Bottom Line, which I had first discovered in their bathroom, and now tend to "discover" in my bathroom. (as an aside, yes, I really am thinking t...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 23:56:00 GMT