Got Susanity?

"My First Two Minutes of Life"Have you ever looked at a word so long that you questioned its spelling? I have. Have you ever wondered why the ocean looked blue from afar, but clear up close? I have. So many wondrous tidbits So little time. Easily amused? Yes, I am. How do they make that carton of milk in my fridge without spilling any milk? Carefully, I presume. The world is probably colorless. I was unfortunate enough to have been born with eyes that saw color. He sounds like what I hear, but does he hear like I sound? Easily amused? Yes, I am. Humans are lucky enough to travel on two feet. We wouldnt be lucky if the whole world was made of water. If I were an alien, the first thing Id notice would have to be eyebrows. Why do we need them? Seinfeld? I think not. Dada? Nope. Surreal? I dont think so. Stuff in my mind? Exactly! Ahhhh Pickled eggs are quite funny looking. Too bad Ive never seen any. Slow, sporadic spurts surprise the slithering snake on Sundays. Not Mondays. How convenient. Easily amused? Yes, I am.