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Bill

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I teach American History to 8th graders in Brooklyn, New York. This is the best job in the world, since it doesn't involve some of the most annoying things, namely telephones, neckties, and for the most part, anyone over 15 years of age. I'm married to a wonderfully patient woman who also happens to be the mother of our 5 month old.

My Interests

Stand-up comedy, lawn care, bad karaoke, goofing on people out of earshot, being a yenta (Is a male yenta a yentO?)

I'd like to meet:

Opinionated people with healthy (or sick) senses of humor. I can always use more laughter in my life. Oh, nubile, sex-addicted gymnast/cheerleaders, too.

Music:

U2, Springsteen, Van Morrison, R.E.M., Beatles, Sade, Motown, Blues Traveler, Blues, more, more, more....

Movies:

Airplane!, Goodfellas, Saving Private Ryan, Field of Dreams, Bull Durham, Forrest Gump

Television:

Sopranos, Law & Order, Jeopardy, Apprentice

Heroes:

My father. Good parents. NYC public school teachers.