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Mathew Paolo

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

My flame torch burning brightly enough to light up the darkness. I know it sound so lame. Well I love fancy and dirty words. What about this, I love to get buzzed, get drunk, get crunked, get fucked up. Hit the strip club don't forget ones to get my dick rubbed, get fucked, get sucked, get wasted, shit faceted, pasted, blasted, puke drink up, get a new drink. So at the end of the party I hit the bathroom sink, to throw up. Ha ha ha I do get lots of ASShole more than the toilet seat. To make 'em all leave with me, secret is Real good conversation and not to forget goddest "Moet Hennessey"Well what a wasted Man huh ...Of course that is not true. Like I said, I love words.

My Interests

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Music:

Lets turn to the sound of Real various of Music.

Movies:

Q.A.F

Television:

Q.A.F

Books:

I don't do much of reading. Audio books are good. For those who are lazy to read, do take my advice.

Heroes:

Definately myself

My Blog

Salary Increase

After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to ...
Posted by Mathew Paolo on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 09:40:00 PST

Making baby (There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny)

MAKING A BABY... The Smiths were unable to conceive children anddecided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife good...
Posted by Mathew Paolo on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 01:27:00 PST