First let me repeat something that Andy Rooney of CBS has said and then about me...A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her! . Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!Now about me...I am single, never married and no kids. So no drama in that respect. I work in collections for a software/brokerage firm and love my job. I love animals, but currently I own cats. I should really say they own me. I have many siblings but one brother that lives with me. I was born in Chicago, but raised as a ward of the state.
my BIGGEST LOVE right now other than my animals and family is Deal or No Deal. I love bald headed men especially Howie, and men of mystery. I get both fixes with this show!! I am as down to earth as they come. I love to dance and have rhythm may even tend to lead but can follow. I look good on the back of a bike, preferrably a Harley the only real bike around! I love a great sunset and a good thunderstorm. Don't get me wrong, a sunny day is nice but I prefer a stormy night cuddling and watching a good scary movie. I can cook, no matter if it's either following a recipe or just throwing things in a pot cuz it sounds like they would go good together. Some dishes may be to spicy for some people's taste. But you only live once, take a chance. Put me in an amusement park and watch the kid in me come out. If you ever send flowers a pretty sure way to my heart is roses. I believe I have a great sense of humor sometimes a little twisted and am quick witted. I do not tolerate liars and don't like to be used. I guess you would have to say you would have get to know me to believe me!!!
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