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.. Thomas' myspace editorâ„¢ V2.5 occasionally bitter. i am mostly irish. i am mostly monkey. he usually is driving. i am rarely serious. i am neurotic. i am paranoid. i am extremely cynical.i am vain. i don't trust a soul. i use "y'all" and "yo" conversationally. i am learning that the beatles were right at the end of abbey road. i have a ten and a half year old son named sullivan maxwell. he is cooler than you. he now lives in cali with his mom and stepbrad, but he gets summers with me. i am twice married. i am twice divorced (live and learn). the first one i like. the second not so much. i am slightly fucking crazy. i've had three beans. i'm a picker not an eater, a pitcher not a catcher (mostly). i think that seeing drakkar sauna perform "karma kameleon" saturday nite might have been one of the best things that i have seen this century. i had a three year old goldfish that was big enough to pan fry. mr. stupid was his name. now he is dead and so is speedo and the tank is covered with a garbage bag and sitting in the basement. i will sell you the whole setup for $150. i sing for "unknown stuntman". i will pull in for a drink if there is a parking space. chances are, i will stay for more than one. i am obsessed with death. it's always about me, even when it's not. i always root for the underdog. i collect strays. i kind of have a peter pan complex. i take far too many online personality tests for a man my age, but i like to hang a lot of shit on my walls. i love people who don't read too much into my myspace profile. it's straight to write about me, but i spend hours thinking of ways to append this entry. not really. stay away from whiskey and leave that cocaine be. chaungo aqui.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

neurotics,lady luck (we could all use a bonus), anyone that can convince me that we aren't all doomed. wait, it's way too late for that. anyone i can have a drink with before the shit comes down. god...

My Blog

so apparently, i am in a lot of trouble...

i just received this in my yahoo in box... "SOMEONE YOU CALL YOUR FRIEND, WANTS YOU DEAD.I felt very sorry and bad for you, that your life is going to end like this if you don't comply, i was paid to ...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 11:18:00 GMT

I'm Voting Republican

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiQJ9Xp0xxU did i fool you?? this pretty much sums it all up, y'all... USA!! USA!!
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 09:57:00 GMT

go fuk yrself dollface

mom's bday. sometimes my head wants to blow right the fuk off of my shoulders...jfjgjjgkjgkjkbnkjhpop[i[4  
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 23:15:00 GMT

so i'm watching tv...

...while recuperating from a weekend bout with the flu, when i see this psa for the aspca. now i have no problem with peta, or veganism (my son is a vegetarian for chrissakes) and i can completely und...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 15:48:00 GMT

hmmm...

the full moon is kind of creeping me out tonite. i keep going outside to see what i can of the lunar eclipse and everytime i shift my gaze to the heavens, i feel as though i am being watched. keep hav...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 17:54:00 GMT

i told you...

...you can fit a human head in a gallon size ziploc freezer bag.  (update 4/13/07: one actually needs a four gallon bag. just wanted to clarify.)
Posted by on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 09:17:00 GMT

the man

so... if you post something to or about me and it takes awhile for me to respond, the reason is simple: apparently "the man" doesn't like it when you don't pay yr internet bill for three months and "h...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 12:00:00 GMT

metaphorically speaking, of course...

it had been a sprawlingly hellish afternoon. stuck at the mouth of this floor drain, burrowed deeply into a 1/2 finished suburban basement, dic had to finally concede defeat. the blockage (hair, greas...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 19:05:00 GMT

please, don't wake me...

ok, so i'm having this dream last night where i'm watching qvc, and they are pushing a dolly parton collectible cereal bowl and saucer set that has been issued by the franklin mint.  i am to...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 15:20:00 GMT

you know something?

there really is nothing like a couple of well timed shots of good whisky to improve one's mood and outlook on life. that's all i got...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 18:58:00 GMT