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I'm a sucker for a pretty face and a glutton for punishment.

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Planes, Trains, and Automobiles or Browntown Leaves Beantown.

Dear Dioxyribonucleic Acid,Tonight earmarks the end of the Boston-leg of my journey.  It's been fun, it's been real, AND it's been real fun.  Imagine that.Eastern Standard Time is tripping m...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 23:55:00 GMT

Fucking Cry Me a River or Honestly, Dont Read This.

Dear Diary,First off, let me start by saying that this post isn't a funny one, so if you've followed the link here by googling "Knock, knock jokes."  You might want to point your browser elsewher...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 00:31:00 GMT

Spaghetti for Legs and Shit for Brains or Hi, My name is Neil.

Dear Diarrhea (and other shit stories to come later),To quote the song: Jesus H. Motherfucking Boom Boom Christ.  That's how I'm feeling today.I started out by checking out of the Casa and into F...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 02:44:00 GMT

Dae Woo, Day 2 or The Feeble Foundation.

Dear Diorama,Good evening and a rabid-large "FUCK YOU" to those who didn't think I was going to keep with my pinky-promise to BLAH-g as often as possible.  Serious rabid.  Leperous, even.Gre...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:10:00 GMT

Chronicles of Nah Knee Uhhh.... or Welcome to Baaaastin, bitch!

Dear Diary,Well, I've done it.  I've finally left Texas.  For good?  No.  But for the time being.  This is the first time in over 10 years that I've ridden a plane.  It's...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 23:47:00 GMT

This is what happens when I listen to the radio.

It's just one of those days.  It's all about the he said, she said bullshit. God damn, L to the B are fantastic lyricists.  I may be a little late in offering my regard as I'm sure these No...
Posted by on Mon, 01 May 2006 12:44:00 GMT

Of Mariah Carey and Divinity

For all my frequent readers here in Wakka-wakka-ville, I apologize for my absence.  If you don't know me, I'm perpetually playing a losing game of hide-and-seek with my motivation.  If you d...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 16:47:00 GMT

Your number is up.

What if you were given the exact number of heartbeats your life will consist of?Would you try and forget the number?...2,713,344,496...Could you forget?...2,713,344,496...2,713,344,496- your ETA....
Posted by on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 16:52:00 GMT

Song: Us Versus Them

The hits just keep on coming. Us Versus Them -------------------- Let's burn it to the ground. It's always been us versus them. Don't make a sound and let sleeping children scream in the night. May...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 19:46:00 GMT

Song: Bleach

I got a new toy yesterday and I haven't been able to put it down. ...no, it's an acoustic guitar. Bleach -------------------- Sincerity is so easy to fake. My apologies don't mean that much to me an...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 19:36:00 GMT