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COOLombin

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About Me

Bonjour je suis plus cool que toi et plus cool que tout tes potes minables.
Small Animal Survey!!!
What kind of small animal are you? Cool Guinea Pig
How old are you? 1year old
Where did your owner get you? near of the Seine, in Paris
Do you have any other animal friends living with you? yeah, LE CHAT which is Evil-rabbit, and somes fishes
If so, what kinds of animals? Evil and fishes
Whats your favorite food? Rongiform, it help me to eat balanced
Do you like to be held? yeah, but i prefer being put on my leopard pillow
Do you poop and pee a lot? only in my cage, and under the table, but yes
Do you love your owners? yes, but i prefer my pillow
Are you overweight? no, i'm slender
Do you like to get baths? i never take any!
Have you ever??????
Have you ever bitten your owner? yes, my male human got Chicken chips taste
If so, why? they exist.
Have you ever met another animal like you? not since i quit the shop
Have you ever pee'd on you owner? haha no, they are too cool for, but i think i'll pee on a ogre
Have you ever been outside? yeah, i go on the terrace
Have you ever eaten grass? yes, cat grass is cool
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Alex P., seule personne a etre aussi poilu que moi.

le seul mec convenable du triage :

le mec derriere Schneck, qui selon un expert Turco-juif, aurait de grandes oreilles comme LE CHAT

My Blog

Cool New Song From Colonbeens

Schneckou est HemophileIl danse la sambaIl va de ville en Ville transmettre le Sida1 2 3 4!
Posted by on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 03:04:00 GMT

Cool Record Chop'choping

Aujourd'hui, j'ai fait un truc particulierement cool Voila, mon Humain collectionne les disques (autant que je collectionne mes fabuleuse crottes a mon effigie) et je savais bien que si je mangeais u...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 03:16:00 GMT

Joyeuse St Valentin a tous

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Posted by on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 08:03:00 GMT

Ils sont fous ces humains!

Salut, Etrange..on m'a mis un nouveau papier dans le fond de ma cage..il y a ecrit...IM...P...IMPOTS....ah c'est amusant, c'est bleu et ca a pas le mme gout! Je vais grignoter tout a vite fait moi!! p...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 11:44:00 GMT

Suicide pig!

have you guys ever seen that website?!! dude........Hummmm
Posted by on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 04:09:00 GMT

I'm back!!

Hey friends!!! I'm sorry, I couln't write often during the last 2 weeks coz I got punished by my domestic humans...they saw that I wanted to leave.....and they got very hangry....I was not alowed to ...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 11:37:00 GMT

Pigs of guinea (reprise de Dog of War de Skarhead)

Pigs of guinea I dwell outa my cage where the animals run free, and prey on the stick. I live in world full of pigs where the rabbits will never speak where ginpigs and cats walk hand in hand, but th...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 03:43:00 GMT

La cage! (reprise de 'paris' de traquenard)

La cage ! (par colombin et LE CHAT)La cage ! le samedi soir , y a le chat qui fait la foire, Qui cherche la bagarre, toute la nuit avec sa capeLa cage ! cage lumiere, raison de plus garde lSil ouvert...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 03:36:00 GMT

View from my cage

ce matin j'ai eu un peu peur, en effet, apres que mes humains aient fini de regarder 'Ken le survivant' (dessin animé inspiré d'une arme vivante possedant un jumeau etriqué), la cage de mon voisin ...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 04:15:00 GMT

damned

My friends, thanx for ur support!!!! But anyway I can't leave for now, the door is too high ( hadn't think 'bout that)...well anyway it's kinda hard for me to leave without my leaopard pillow....think...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 03:08:00 GMT