Bonjour
je suis plus cool que toi et plus cool que tout tes potes minables.
Small Animal Survey!!! 
What kind of small animal are you? Cool Guinea Pig 
How old are you? 1year old 
Where did your owner get you? near of the Seine, in Paris 
Do you have any other animal friends living with you? yeah, LE CHAT which is Evil-rabbit, and somes fishes 
If so, what kinds of animals? Evil and fishes 
Whats your favorite food? Rongiform, it help me to eat balanced 
Do you like to be held? yeah, but i prefer being put on my leopard pillow 
Do you poop and pee a lot? only in my cage, and under the table, but yes 
Do you love your owners? yes, but i prefer my pillow 
Are you overweight? no, i'm slender 
Do you like to get baths? i never take any! 
Have you ever?????? 
Have you ever bitten your owner? yes, my male human got Chicken chips taste 
If so, why? they exist. 
Have you ever met another animal like you? not since i quit the shop 
Have you ever pee'd on you owner? haha no, they are too cool for, but i think i'll pee on a ogre 
Have you ever been outside? yeah, i go on the terrace 
Have you ever eaten grass? yes, cat grass is cool 
 CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
            
        