SANDMAN

I'd like to meet:

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YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE CRAZY TO BE MY FRIEND, BUT IT SURE HELPS!!!

IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING INTELLIGENT TO SAY, THEN BE NICE... IF YOU CAN'T BE NICE, THEN ALAS BE INTELLIGENT...

IT'S BETTER TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND LOOK STUPID, RATHER THAN OPEN IT AND PROVE IT...

IF YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE MY SOUL WANNA SPROUT WINGS AND TAKE FLIGHT THEN WE CAN WALK OVER ALL THE SMALL THINGS IN LIFE AND FLY OVER THE BIG ONES TOGETHER...

IN THE COOL MORNING LIGHT AS THE DEW CLEARS FROM THE PEDALS OF OUR BLEEDING HEARTS... WE WILL AWAKEN IN THE GARDEN OF DREAMS GENTLY HOLDING EACH-OTHERS SHAKING SOULS IN THE PALMS OF OUR NAKED HANDS... AND AS WE PEER DEEP INTO ONE ANOTHER THE THOUGHTS WILL SLOWLY AWAKEN AND BEGIN TO FLUTTER, ONE BY ONE THEY WILL BEGIN TO TAKE FLIGHT AND BOUND OFF THROUGH THE AIR TO A PLACE WHERE THE MOON RESTS IT WICKED HEAD AND WE BECOME THE STARS THAT DANCE UPON THE CLOUDS...

GET WELL SOON... "YA SICK FUCKS"

Who I'd hate to meet:

SHE SAID SHE LOVED ME FROM WITHIN... NAILED IN TIGHT TIME AND AGAIN... YOUR SHALLOW HOLE IS MY COFFIN

I'M IN THE FETAL POSITION WITH HER DROOL ON MY CHIN... I'LL NEVER MAKE LOVE TO THAT NYMPHO AGAIN!!!

I GOT IN TOUCH WITH MY FEMININE SIDE... THE BITCH PUT A RESTRAINING ORDER ON ME!!!

IN A SEA OF TRUTH FLOATS A SHIP OF LIES AND DECEPTION... UPON THIS SHIP RIDE THE VERMIN THAT CREATED IT... LURKING JUST BELOW THE SURFACE ARE LIDLESS EYES PEERING DEEP ARMED WITH SHREDDING TONGUES DROOLING WITH TRUTH, IT'S THE STRONG WAITING TO FEED UPON THE WEAK... IN THE DARKNESS THE FLAME OF SEETHING TRUTH CONSUMES ALL!!!

Your Hillbilly Name Is...
Woody Beaver