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Jax

I dont suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

About Me

I'm nothing without my wit and sarcasm. I'm cynical, but in a really good way. I'm always freakishly early to where ever I need to be. I heart beer. I have two chinchillas, Ralph and Dewey, and they can keep me entertained for hours. I can outsleep any human and most animals. I have the worst luck with doctors including, but not limited to, dentists and veterinarians. My life would be significantly better if bugs and insects didn't exist. Yes, even butterflies and ants scare me. I have three, and only three, absolutely useless talents...building Ikea furniture in record speed, ghetto rigging anything, and amazing people with my stupid human tricks. My road rage will some day cause me stress related illnesses and/or being shot at. I'm trying to pick up a hobby because right now, I got nothin' to bring to the table.



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My Interests

VEGAS!, anything involving sleep, forensics, tattoos/piercings, yuengling, finding good music, gargoyles, boys with guitars, odd humor, my blanky, sleep, baseball, surgery addiction, internet shopping, animals (minus small yappy dogs with funk around their mouth), captain and coke, spending money I don't have, UFC, going to Scratches no sooner than 11:30, laughing with people, laughing at people, your mom, the occasional skydive, my chinchillas, reading, Irish culture, extreme napping, making funny faces when I talk, "social" smoking (I buy my own thank you very much!), spoonfulls of plain brown sugar, holding exclusive jam sessions in my car

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can turn my dream of becoming a 'professional sleeper' into reality.


Myrtle Beach, Halloween, and misc Trolley Square follies:

Music:

Green Day, Bleed the Dream, Bloodsimple, Dope, Blindside, Refused, Avenged Sevenfold, The Classic Crime, Lost Prophets, Emery, AFI (not any of their new crap though), Jimmy Eat World, CKY, Anberlin, Fugees, 30 Seconds to Mars, Something Corporate, Silverchair, Rufio, Deftones, Nat King Cole holler!, Chevelle, The Used, Armor for Sleep, Chimaira, Dead Poetic, Omnisoul, Maroon 5, Our Lady Peace, Muse, A Perfect Circle, Silvertide, UnderOath, Thousand Foot Krutch, The Silence, A Thorn for Every Heart, They Sleep They Dream, Crash Romeo, Pepper, Roses Are Red, Copper, The Panic Division, Johnny Cash!

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Jackass, Grind, Willy Wonka, The Sandlot, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Out Cold, Office Space, Being John Malkovich, Primal Fear, Walk the Line, Garden State, Empire Records, Snatch, Gladiator, Donnie Darko, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Family Guy Movie, American Beauty, Zoolander, Seven, Little Miss Sunshine, etc.

Television:

Family Guy, The Office, The Soup, Discovery Health, TLC, Discovery, MSNBC documentaries, Forensic Files, Dirty Jobs, etc. And I have an unhealthy obsession with LOST!

Books:

She's Come Undone, Angels and Demons, DaVinci Code, I Know This Much is True, Harry Potters, Deception Point, A Million Little Pieces, Memoirs of a Geisha, The Kite Runner

Heroes:

Stewie...

My C's...they know who they are. WSW - 143

My Blog

Some more material for my stalkers.

[1] What is your middle name: Meyd                              &n...
Posted by Jackie on Wed, 24 May 2006 05:38:00 PST

You hate it too...

I have decided that instead of keeping my pet peeves inside, I should share...cuz I have a feeling a lot of these peeves are shared by all.   Lets start with driving:   - People who re...
Posted by Jackie on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 11:24:00 PST

True Culture Shock

Back in the US! Well I'm back home now...have been for a few days but jet lag can be a real bitch. Of course the plane was overbooked on the way home. To my surprised, I landed an economy plus se...
Posted by Jackie on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 05:55:00 PST

Honeymoon Over

Business trip to China - Day 5 Zow shung how! Well Im very ready to go now. We were taken to lunch yesterday by the PTC managers. Naturally, we had Chinese but it was family style. Meaning, there was...
Posted by Jackie on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 05:20:00 PST

Made in America

Business trip to China - Day four Zow Shung How, Well, you almost had to bail me out of a Chinese jail last night. We went shopping and I didnt have enough RMB with me so we asked one cashier if they...
Posted by Jackie on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 05:13:00 PST

My Life in China

Business trip to China - Day three Just got back from lunch. I had French toast. Chinese French toast consists of bread with peanut butter in the middle. Then the whole thing is thrown in the fryer an...
Posted by Jackie on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 05:10:00 PST

Nee How

Business trip to China - Day two Hello all, So apparently everyone is curious to know what the weather is like. Its hot and humid. Today the sun actually came out though. Well, it didnt come out bec...
Posted by Jackie on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 05:03:00 PST

Zow Shung How

Business trip to China - Day one Hello all&or dare I say&Nee How (phonetically), Well I arrived in Hong Kong yesterday at around 6pm, 6am your time. Looking back on the flight it wasnt too bad. At th...
Posted by Jackie on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 04:59:00 PST