I used to be your average everyday psychotherapist, until I was assigned to evaluate the criminal mastermind known as Doctor Distorto. Instead of helping to cure him of his diabolic debaucheries, I in turn was cured of my good-deed doing and helpful-handiness! Now, I follow Doctor Distorto as his beautiful envoy of evil, and aid him in his quest to make the universe one grand distorted masterpiece of mayhem!
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
People to corrupt, mangle, fleece, destroy, ravage, pillage, and poke.
