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MEXIPINO rides his bike wit no handle bars...

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About Me


I should look like Dexter, but God gave me Guido instead. Well, I'm not married 'n I dont have any kids, but I do like to practice makin kids. Is this mic on? I own a house and I take care of my mom, until my dad straightens out his shit. I just broke up with my sugarmommy of 5 years last year. I think it's time I dated someone younger than me for a change. However, I think I have "ToyBoy" tattooed on my forehead though. I start Loma Linda Univ. this fall. I see myself hookin up with a white LDS girl, who's a vegetarian, and wears Birkenstocks. I can see it now, "Ma, we're having Rhubarb for dinner"! 9-15-06 Started LLU this wk. & yeah just what I predicted. Vegetarian white girls wearing Birkenstocks. 70 % of the students are females, so what are the possibilities? "Ma, this is Sally".TAKEN FROM MY FRIENDSTER PROFILE- 5-05 Me in a nutshell. I'm a shaolin monk in search of my little lotus flower, I'm a nerd trapped inside the body of a homeboy, the apparition when u open ur eyes in the middle of the night. Okay, now we're getting corny. I just wanna lose some fuckin weight. Is that too much to ask? Wow! Where'd that come from. Anyways, born in the USA, left for the Philippines when I was 12, shot pool, drank, did drugs during highschool, fucked 4 d 1st time @ 16 yo at Tropical Palace, never attended college, made movies & fucked almost everybody at I.S. Makati. I was the shiznit until at 19 yo I went back to the US (1987)& had a rude awakening. No more maids, no more daddy's money, I was no longer the tisoy(Filipino who is mixed) in the limelight, I was just another wetback, & so the journey started, I had to learn how 2 b Mexican. Def. a culture shock, but I finally got it together,after 6 yrs, joined the air force in '93, got out, got a good job, bought a house, so life's pretty good right now. 3-26-06 I'm back in school full time, gonna make a career change. I start Loma Linda in the Fall '06. Gonna make some fucking bank when I'm done boyz & girlz. Got a perfect job on the wk.ends to pay the bills. I think my plan is gonna work out. I shld. be done by 2008. Hopefully, by then I shld be ready to settle down or have some kids at least coz spanking the monkey at 40 gots to cause arthritis. To all who looked down on me as I rode pass you on my dingy old bike, go suck a dick!! Never judge a book by it's cover, nigga! Wow, 2 years have passed already and Ima bout to graduate this June 15th, but Im fuckin it up at the moment bec. of my procrastination. 3-28-08 Latest update....I fuckin dropped out...temporarily. I go back in the Fall. Thanks Lord...for that kick in the ass.
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My Interests

Hate sports, but love the UFC, love to fight, love martial arts, big gadget geek, love hefty trash bags, duct tape, baby oil, and wooden bats. Oh yeah, I love my all white suit and ball peen hammer too. Love the "deer in the head light look" just before my palm shoves ur nasal septum through the floor of ur sphenoid bone. "Say, are you a size 14 by any chance"? Thank you, you've been a wonderful crowd. Elvis has just left the building.http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/9056/344eo5.jpgm ap div

I'd like to meet:

Long dark hair, hoop earings, pedicures, manicures, olive skin, dresses in style,limber,doesn't require the consumption of edible material for digestive purposes, does not have the ability to convey thoughts,opinions or emotions orally, can be stored in the closet. I saw it on HBO!flag
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* Yourself *
Name:: Bicto
Age:: The big four Oh!
Zodiac Sign:: Aries, but who cares.
Chinese Zodiac:: WTF, lol. Snake in the eagles Shadow.
Hometown:: P town.
Height:: 67"
Weight:: Tree fitty, lol
Eye Color:: BRWN
Hair Color:: Dark brwn and blk
Shoe Size:: 9
Jeans Size:: 36
Blood Type:: A
Sibilings:: 4
GPA:: Ugh, it went waaay down.
Tattoos:: 7
Piercings:: None, and I dont want any.
Hobbies:: MMA, pool, darts, singing, movies.
* Favorite *
Food:: American, Mexican, and Filipino
Movie:: Good Fellas, Casino, Midnight Express, Platoon.
Band:: Oh just look at my freaknin page for cryin out loud.
Song:: REad above statement.
Color:: bright colors.
TV Show:: Seinfeld, The Office, Curb Your Enthusiasm
Pizza Topping:: Everything on it.
Magazine:: GQ
Subject in School:: I like writing.
Political Party:: Dont matter to me.
Radio Station:: 98.7, KROQ, 93.1
Actor:: Philipp Seymour Hoffman, lol
Actress:: Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis,
Director:: Scorsese, Coen brothers, Oliver Stone
Month:: March
Season:: Fall
Day:: Dont matter to me.
Holiday:: Xmas, Christmas, Navidad, Pasko
Shampoo:: Dont matter, my hair can take anything.
Soap:: Again, anything.
Weather:: Cool n breezy
Store:: Costco
Flower:: Birds of paradise
Guy's Name:: Joaquin
Girl's Name:: Adriana
Board Game:: Pictionary, gestrues, trivial pursuit
* Would * You * Ever *
Smoke?: Rarely, but I always wind up smokingin Vegas.
Do drugs?: I cant anymore, but dang do I miss toking up.
Starve yourself?: That would be stupid.
Cut/burn yourself?: Ha ha ha I just did.
Break the law?: I did, I do
Run from the police?: Oooh tough one, hmmm, naw.
Have a one night stand?: Yup, man she was a heffer.
Date someone from the opposite sex?: Duh, of course.
Date someone from a different race?: Ha ha ha I dont date black people, j/k j/k j/k I love all women in all flavors.
Date something from a different species?: I would, man. As long as they dont kill me n shit.
Love someone if you knew it wouldn't last forever?: Of course...been there done that.
Betray your best friend for your significant other?: Fuck yeah, my BF dont gimme nookie at night.
Hurt someone for your own personal gain?: Yup, IDR when, but Im sure I have, lol.
Have sex before marriage?: Ha ha ha since I was 16.
Cry in public?: I dont mind at all.
Fake sick to get out of school?: Paleez, that's so easy.
Get high/drunk at school?: That pretty much summed up my highschool life.
Say I love you without meaning it?: Uhmm, naw.
Go trick or treating after the age of 18?: I usually pass out the candy and put on a show, but I would love to go with someone special.
* Past *
At what age was your first...
Kiss?: I remember kissing girls when I was a lil boy but that dont count so Ima say 14 or 15.
Love?: Sixteen, lol. Whew, that was tough.
Sexual Experience?: Sixteen, thanks ma for flippin the bill, lol.
When did you first realize that...
Your parents aren't perfect?: Prolly bout 3 or 4.
The world isn't fair?: The 4th grade...I was such a fukin loser.
You are eventually going to have to live on your own?: OMG, when I was 19. ROUGH experience, man.
Boys are cute?: Uhmmmmmm.....when I looked in the mirror, lol.
Girls are cute?: 1st grade. Dang, I was a horny lil bastard.
You want to do something for the rest of your life?: When I first started to draw. Before kinder.
You're prettier than everyone says you are?: Uhmmm...I was pretty young.
* Future *
What do you want to be when you grow up?: A Physician's Asst and a partner in the buss.
Where do you want to live?: My job allows me to live anywhere. Wherever my wife wants to go.
How many kids will you have?: Maybe 4.
How much money will you make?: Six figures, easily. I will accomplish it.
What kind of person will you marry?: Young, yet independent and breathtaking.
Will you be in contact with your parents?: Til the Lord calls them home.
Your sibilings?: I hope.
Your high school friends?: With this technology, yes.
Your high school sweetheart?: Naw, she's married with kids. Congrats on being a doctor, though.
Your college roommate?: Never had one, coz Im a homeowner, nucka.
Your best friend from 3rd grade?: Pee wee and Foo Foo, lol. Nope.
Your old teachers?: Ha ha ha I just found Mrs. Bunn on Facebook.
Do you want to be?: A mutha fukn pimp, ese.
* Present *
what was the last...
Song you heard?: Paper planes
Thing you ate?: A juicy, dark grape. Man, that was good.
Person you talked to face to face?: My mom. I'm so glad they're home.
On the phone?: Al, he got woman problems, lol.
Thing you read?:
Person you hugged?: Whoever left my house last the other night.
Person you kissed on the cheek?: Prolly my mom.
Person you kissed on the lips?: Oooh, uhmmm, Im not tellin, lol. Lemme just say..she was a 10.
Person you had sex with?: I'm def. not saying, lol.
Person you slept in the same bed with?: I sleep alone, man.
Person you thanked?: That really cute waitress at Jo Jo's. Ima hit her up.
* Friends *
Best friend:: Timmy, Marlon, Rina,
Silliest:: Uhmm..an old cyber friend of mine. Nobody could top her.
Funniest:: Marlon
Cutest:: Some girl that I just met....Rashelly
Hottest:: Maria Elena, ugh.
Best guy friend:: Marlon
Best gal pal:: Rina
Best listener:: Rina
Best party buddy:: Timmy, by far.
Best movie buddy:: Oooh, I go by myself.
Most supportive:: Rina
Most understanding:: Rina
Best secret keeper:: Rina
Worst secret keeper:: Luis
Most religious:: Marlon's a bible thumper, lol.
Least religious:: Luis
Most annoying:: Dang, that's mean.
Least annoying:: Rina
* Do * You * Believe * In *
God?: I do.
Satan?: One cannot live with out the other, so yes.
Heaven?: I believe so.
Hell?: Kinda
Love?: The most powerful force in the universe.
Hope?: That's what keeps us goin.
Soul mates?: Awww, yes.
Reincarnation?: Kinda
Luck?: Yup
Yourself?: Most definitely.
* Love *
Who was your first kiss?: Some girl when I was just a lil kid.
How old were you?: 3 or 4. I kissed her and she threw a rock on my head, lol.
Who was your first post-puberty kiss?: Malou, playin spin the bottle.
How old were you?: 14 or 15.
Who was your first real significant other?: Grace
How old were you?: 16
Who was your first love?: Adriana
How old were you?: 16
Who was your first sexual partner?: I never got her name, lol. She was #16 in the line up.
How old were you?: 16
Do you regret it?: Naw, it was interesting and disappointing, lol.
Do you want to get married?: Uhmmm, yeah.
Do you trust yourself to fall in love?: Yup.
Biggest turn on:: Long hair and noses.
Biggest turn off:: bad breath.
First thing noticed about the opposite sex:: I notice their hair and then I look at their nose, lol.
Most important quality in a significant other:: Passion
* One * Or * The * Other *
Pepsi/Coke:: Coke, all the way.
Boxers/Briefs:: I like both.
Underwear/Thong:: If ya dont have the ass for a thong then....
Book/Movie:: Movie, Im very visual.
Magazine/Newspaper:: Newspaper
Rain/Sun:: Sun
Hot/Cold:: Cold
Fall/Spring:: Fall
Summer/Winter:: Summer
Conservative/Republican:: IDC
Eggs/Pancakes:: Both, man.
Letter/Email:: Letter, for sure. I cherish those.
Play/Movie:: Movie.
* Word * Association *
Bush:: Va jay jay
Cheney:: Cant shoot.
Politics:: Sex
Taliban:: Taliban, Taliban, Tali me banana....
Love:: An illusion.
Hate:: Racism
Gay:: Smoking da Keilbasa
School:: money
Drugs:: good and bad times.
Fox News:: Slutty
CNN:: Biased
Gay:: Not again.
* Are * You *
Happy?: I am now. I needed a break from school
Sad?: Nopers.
Lonely?: At times, but I snap out of it when I turn the TV on, lol.
Religious?: Im spiritual
Surrounded?: By loved ones.
Dancing?: Not right now, its 5 AM.
Singing?: Too tired.
Violent?: I can be.
Messy?: My room is a mess, lol.
Smart?: Depends on the subject.
Sweet?: I try to be, I can be, I am.
Loyal?: I'm working on it, lol.
Artistic?: Uhmmm, maybe.
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Music:

Let's see, Psychedelic Furs, Radio Head, Eagles, Nazareth, Scorpions, Tears 4 Fears, Johnny Cash, Duran Duran, Dan Fogelberg, Air Supply, Van Halen, Led Zep, Suicidal Tendencies, Public Enemy, Little River Band, Jim Croce, The Killers, Black Sabbath, U2, Billy Idol, Bob Marley, Gregory Issacs, Neil Young, Depeche Mode, Interpol, No Doubt, REM, Rolling Stones, Fleetwood Mac, SuperTramp, Texas Tornadoes, B52's, Styx,Lynard Skynard, Pink Floyd, Elvis, , Run DMC, America, Snoop Dog, Old Michael Jackson, Bloodstones, Vicente Fernandez, Ramon Ayala, Atlanta Rhythm Section, Otis Redding, Cypress Hill, Grover Washington Jr, Bread, James Taylor, Otis Redding, Limp Bizkit,Jukebox

Movies:

Of course anyone that knows me well, knows I love Platoon for obvious reasons. Also love Casino, Goodfellas, American Me, Passion Of The Christ, End of the Spear, Midnight Express, American History X, Amores Perros, Bambi, Death Wish I, The Outlaw Josie Wales, Last Of The Mohicans, a href="http://www.freecodesource.com"
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Television:

Hey, the new season of "The Office" started. So every Thurs. I'm home watching. Actually, I TiVo it, so late at night I watch my shows to unwind.Created @ Starboo.com

Books:

"Run baby, Run" by Nicky Cruz, "Saved by the Light" by Betty Eade

Heroes:

My mom, of course.She's the toughest most refined woman I know. My spiritual mentor.
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My Blog

"A George divided against itself, can not stand"!

Man, I got fuckn lucky today. I forgot to study for Pharmacology, but I took the test anyway. I fuckn passed, even tho I had the chills and body aches. During the test my nose started running and I us...
Posted by MEXIPINO rides his bike wit no handle bars... on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 11:50:00 PST

Volunteers, one of my fav. movies.

Chung Me-"Mo traffic mean mo business, mo business mean mo money, mo money mean mo power". Tom Hanks-"Uhhh, before I commit that to memory"...
Posted by MEXIPINO rides his bike wit no handle bars... on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 06:56:00 PST

I shall peel his skin & make him watch me wear it!

Whoa nelly, Apocalypto was the shit! It basically used the famous Cree prophecy as its message. "Man's heart will never be filled" said the owl. Wait, that's not the Cree prophecy....
Posted by MEXIPINO rides his bike wit no handle bars... on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 12:08:00 PST

Veni, Vidi, Vici!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its been awhile since I've written. So much has happended I dont even know where to start. We just had the best Thnx Givn party, lotsa familia over. An old friend & I got reacquainted & happy ...
Posted by MEXIPINO rides his bike wit no handle bars... on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 03:12:00 PST

Oh the humanity....

God, I hate this traffic school bullshit!!! I gotta go to some fukn insurance office to take the fuckn final exam. Is this how we do it in the 909, you fuckn hicks!!! Last time I took traffic school I...
Posted by MEXIPINO rides his bike wit no handle bars... on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:47:00 PST

Me thinks not.

I've been relegated to calling someone to specific hours and days. Hmmm, I shall set u free. I have allowed you to call me whenever even in the presence of guests. Free you shall be, and on Tues. your...
Posted by MEXIPINO rides his bike wit no handle bars... on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 04:27:00 PST

The demons within me.

Procrastination is my enemy, Lord deliver me. For a lot is on the line as I sit & surf, wasting time. Envious eyes gaze upon me, awaiting for me to fail. My demons control me,  O' Lord delive...
Posted by MEXIPINO rides his bike wit no handle bars... on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 03:06:00 PST

Getting my shit 2gether, finally.

Well, all is well. I'm catching up w/ all my projects. I finally called Anne we're supposed to meet Tues. I didnt get kicked outta the VA, so I will def. be going there starting next wk. Gonna meet up...
Posted by MEXIPINO rides his bike wit no handle bars... on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 02:12:00 PST

Chancho, sontines a man has to wear stretchy pants.

Lord almighty, it's a ruckus here at Mhary's house. Too much screamin goin on. Coming over early to study was not a good idea. The pudgy little kid from next door came over to borrow oil, & I look...
Posted by MEXIPINO rides his bike wit no handle bars... on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 05:32:00 PST

You're killing independent George!!

Well, my procrastination has caught up w/ me. Missed a midterm, totally behind on 2 other classes and I've got a big test tomorrow in math. Now, I'm on my way to Mhary's to pass out candies &...
Posted by MEXIPINO rides his bike wit no handle bars... on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 03:23:00 PST