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John

Hopelessly Hopeful Romantic

About Me


I'm a Hunky Faggot! Oh hello. I am completely gorgeous. You may touch me for a nominal fee, although I’d prefer that you were at least as hot as I am. I was genetically engineered for pleasure. Mine.

What kind of Faggot are you?
Brought to you by Pushing Throughhmm, what to say? A passionately eccentric actor doing his best to master his craft and maintain a "real life" on top of it. Hopeless, I know :-pI go to school at FAU, and, occasionally, hang out with all my faraway friends in my free time. Aaaaaaaaand heres a survey!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: John Kennington Heath
Birthday: July 5th, 1985
Birthplace: Boynton Beach, Florida
Current Location: Madison, New Jersey
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'6
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Handed
Your Heritage: Scottish/Italian with a smidge of Spanish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sandals
Your Weakness: Well Spoken Black Men
Your Fears: Loneliness
Your Perfect Pizza: Barbeque Chicken (Don't knock it til you've tried it!)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Success. In anything :-p
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Rar!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Yay!
Your Best Physical Feature: Mah VOICE, yo
Your Bedtime: Late
Your Most Missed Memory: Bliss
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi! AND Coke!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla (And, if this is a metaphor, Chocolate)
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both!
Do you Smoke: Nein
Do you Swear: Fuck no
Do you Sing: Daily :-D
Do you Shower Daily: Yep
Have you Been in Love: I have
Do you want to go to College: I'm IN college
Do you want to get Married: Someday
Do you belive in yourself: Yes!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only during sex.
Do you think you are Attractive: Yep
Are you a Health Freak: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents: Sometimes. When they behave
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sexay!
Do you play an Instrument: Mah voice!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Ha.
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Prescription ones
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Not really, no.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Hahahahah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No :(
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No :(
In the past month have you been on Stage: Several times
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: My roomates paper towels. Then he said I could have them
Ever been Drunk: Hahahhaha
Ever been called a Tease: Well, I get called one. But I usually follow through, so they shut up about it real quick :-p
Ever been Beaten up: :(
Ever Shoplifted: No!
How do you want to Die: Sexual Exhaustion
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An Actore!
What country would you most like to Visit: France!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Short (Bald on black guys, preferably)
Height: Tall
Weight: VERY thin
Best Clothing Style: Casual. Or none.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Uhh... about ten tiems on marijuana
Number of CDs I own: 70 some
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: Nein
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 5671.
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My Interests


the Wit
(56% dark, 34% spontaneous, 27% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/ .

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 48% on dark

You scored higher than 14% on spontaneous

You scored higher than 35% on vulgar
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid
Wine

?? Which Alcoholic Drink Are You ??
brought to you by Quizilla Take the quiz: "Are you a Freak? ((pics))"

You are a Huge Freak!
You love sex! You might be a virgin, but you might not be! You think about sex all the time and always imagine having sex...(even if you don't act on it) You like kinky freaky stuff and love experimenting with new things! rarrr get em tiger!

Part Passionate Kisser


For you, kissing is about all about following your urges If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble

Part Romantic Kisser


For you, kissing is all about feeling the romance You love to kiss under the stars or by the sea The perfect kiss involves the perfect mood It's pretty common for kisses to sweep you off your feet What Kind of Kisser Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Well, romantically, I'm primarily interested in black men, preferably Actor/Singer/Dancers. Yeah, I'm picky.Otherwise, just looking to meet anyone for a chat :) Oh and sorry ladies, but:
Your Kinsey Number is 6.0
Exclusively HomosexualWhat's Your Kinsey Number?
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Bad Boy - Your ideal guy is the rebellious and
muscular bad boy. He's into living life outside
the lines - and having fun doing it. Turn ons: You'll enjoy being wrapped up in those
biceps. Turn offs: He might not always stay true to you,
and those motorcycle rides can seriously screw
up your hair!

What is your ideal type of guy? (With Pictures)
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Your dating personality profile:

Liberal - Politics matters to you, and you aren't afraid to share your left-leaning views. You would never be caught voting for a conservative candidate.
Sensual - You are not particularly shy when it comes to your sexuality. You know what you like and do not feel inhibited.
Intellectual - You consider your mind amongst your assets. Learning is not a chore but a constant search after wisdom and knowledge. You value education and rationality. Your date match profile:

Practical - You are drawn to people who are sensible and smart. Flashy, materialistic people turn you off. You appreciate the simpler side of living.
Adventurous - You are looking for someone who is willing to try new things and experience life to its fullest. You need a companion who encourages you to take risks and do exciting things.
Intellectual - You seek out intelligence. Idle chit-chat is not what you are after. You prefer your date who can stimulate your mind.
Your Top Ten Traits

1. Liberal
2. Sensual
3. Intellectual
4. Adventurous
5. Big-Hearted
6. Outgoing
7. Practical
8. Wealthy/Ambitious
9. Romantic
10. Stylish
Your Top Ten Match Traits

1. Practical
2. Adventurous
3. Intellectual
4. Conservative
5. Outgoing
6. Wealthy/Ambitious
7. Big-Hearted
8. Sensual
9. Traditional
10. Stylish

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Your Power Color Is Indigo
At Your Highest:You are on a fast track to success - and others believe in you.

At Your Lowest:

You require a lot of attention and praise.

In Love:

You see people as how you want them to be, not as how they are.

How You're Attractive

You're dramatic flair makes others see you as mysterious and romantic.

Your Eternal Question:

"Does This Work Into My Future Plans?" What's Your Power Color?

Music:

I am a Musical Theatre Junkie. I love me mah shows. My favorites are Sweeney Todd, Hairspray, Ragtime, Sunday in the Park with George, The Producers, Avenue Q... The list goes on. Sondheim is one of my deities.Non Musical wise, I'm a Big Fan of U2, Billy Joel, and No Doubt.

Heroes:

Brian Stokes Mitchell, the fabulous Baritone Mulatto of Broadway. Hes played just about every part I could ever want to play. He switches from Being Black to white constantly, and looks good either way. He so hot. And talented.Hmm. My Vocal Teacher, and Good Friend, Aaron Hagan is another hero, for rising to the top through talent, and not through following some set path.Kevin Spacey, for mastering just about every performance art. When I grow up, thats who I wanna be.

My Blog

My Sonnets

I am an artist at heart. I love nearly every form of art I have ever come across, as long as it is well done. I'm a poet, but I generally keep my poems to myself. Here are my three favorites, Sonnets ...
Posted by John on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 11:59:00 PST