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Mateo

Enjoy the cruise, turn on the fan, there's nothing to lose, so work on your tan.

About Me



Aint got no money to spend I hope the night will never end

My Interests

Mexico, science fiction, fantasy, methadone, dr pepper, naked fruit smoothies, photography, eating food, css, mdma, cooking food, movies, going off on wild tangents, weirding people out, paying back my debts to society, researching things that don't need to be researched, being a quitter, ceramics, relapsing, traveling, and generally coming up with new ways to waste time. Oh yeah, and ice-water, such an under-appreciated beverage.

I'd like to meet:

Larry David and Johnny Depp so they can teach me to be hilarious and a cool guy all at once.

Music:

I really like listening to music, especially at night.

Movies:

The Salton Sea, Sin City, Pulp Fiction, Blow, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fargo, The Goonies, Office Space, Election, Better Off Dead, Donnie Darko, 12 Monkies, Pirates of the Caribbean, Casino, SLC Punk, Se7en, Sideways, American Beauty, Anchorman, Star Wars, The Princess Bride, Bad Santa, Lord of the Rings, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Zoolander, Wonderland, Garden State, Dazed and Confused, Boogie Nights..

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Scrubs, House, Futurama, Malcolm in the Middle

Books:

Dune, Stranger In A Strange Land, The Martian Chronicles, The Chronicles of Amber, On A Pale Horse, Lord of the Flies, Ender's Game, A Farewell to Arms, The Dark Tower series, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, On the Road, Jhereg, Harry Potter, Hitchhiker's Guide, Hearts in Atlantis..

Heroes:

Roger Zelazny, Bill Hicks, Larry David, Stephen King.