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Soren

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am merely one fraction of an all-containing psyche, most of which is borrowed from Jeanette Winterson and John Milton. I exist, if only through the reflections of those around and inside of me. I am SO Shakespeare.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet anyone with something to say, even if it is of the genre of superficial internet greetings (which it is most likely to be at first). Someone who is not afraid to message me with an awkward hello. After all, anyone who wants to meet me _must_ be worth meeting *Harry Potter grin*. Also, someone who won't make fun of me for liking Harry Potter! Who wouldn't want to be a wizard?!?

My Blog

Theses sounds like feces

If a pile of shit is called feces, and a pile of graduating essays is referred to as theses, would a singular piece of crap be a fecis? Mayhaps it would just be my thesis. I wonder how many theses ha...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 20:30:00 GMT

Blog rolls down stairs, comes over in pairs....

I wish "homie" was spelled "holmie". Werd, holmes. Yeea. That is where it is at, yo. Sherlock in da howse! Sheeyt. What is up with this blog shit? At least have the decency to put an apostrophe: 'b...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Apr 2004 14:38:00 GMT

Facial Hair is Itchy

How terribly unpleasant. All the time and effort into accumulating facial hair--and all for nought. How can anyone handle it? I'd rather be thought fourteen and carded everywhere for all eternity t...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Mar 2004 16:10:00 GMT

Why, time? WHY?

Time is a jerk.
Posted by on Sat, 25 Oct 2003 00:59:00 GMT