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ashley

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm Ashley. aka Hawaiian Ashley. 1/2 to be exact! I love the SF Giants, San Diego (my new home as of January) and Oprah. That woman should really be our next president. New cars for everyone! I am entirely comitted to being single. Although I am open to other suggestions. Assholes are my number one turn off. Not actual assholes, people that are assholes. Well yeah, I guess actual assholes too. I love meeting new people, but Myspace isn't exactly my idea of a personal dating service. So please don't try to holler at me. I ain't no hollaback girl! Unless of course you're Brad Pitt. Thanks. I've totaled 3 cars in less than a year. Two of which were in the same month. The most recent being my Lexus I bought 4 days prior. Takes some skill, let me tell ya. I must have been really mean to some retarded kid in a past life because I possibly have the worst luck with cars ever. So if I ever get my license back and you're driving around Sac, watch out! I can be high maintainance at times, but I have a brain to go along with my good taste. I know how to have one hell of a good time and sure do enjoy a good drink once in a while. Ok, maybe more than once in a while. I couldn't live without my friends or my family. That's it for now. Just remember, boobs not bombs. Peace!

Never explain yourself to people. Your enemies won't believe it and your friends don't need it.
Life is too short, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly, and forgive quickly.
"Love is the most beautiful of dreams
&.. the worst of nightmares."
--Shakespeare

My Interests

my new years resolution:
no more car accidents!!!

!cinco de mayo!

4th of july

tahoe!

taste of chaos concert

me & markus

we ♥ blue cue

i have the hottest little sister ever.
yes my little brother has a faux-hawk and yes he will kick your little brother's ass

halloween!

san diego!

pacific beach

street scene concert
we wear our stunna glasses at night!

me & wolfie

pre-party @ fro's

partayy @ bradley's brewery

deej's bday

kassy's kitchen around 5am

julianne's bday

drinks at INK

me & dougie

me & andy

workin hard!!

me & kayvon

!fiesta!

giants game w/ jon

sarah's birthday party
lingerie hoes and surfer bros♥

gabe's pool party

the guz

gabe bein a pimp

the ladies

strictly 80's party
madonna style baby!

kellie & i were sotally tober :)

me & chad saw matisyahu in sf!
be jealous♥

my birthday dinner @ mikuni

hottest people at the party!

strip poker w/ kassy♥

superbowl sunday!

halloween♥

my lil bro & sis kick ass!

me and simone ♥ our uggs

christmas at gabe's♥

gwen & bep concert♥

joe ryan's♥

my famous blurry pic from dj's 21st♥

me & deej♥
you know u want our a-pocketed asses!

neshem's bday party

my ambieeebaby♥

john's suprise bday party♥

monterey with ashley♥

drunk at the beach

(just for the record..she did not actually pee her pants!)

my party people♥

hooters♥

keith & the wigger♥

me & gabe♥

me & dillon♥

me & dillon's mom♥

mallory♥

me & kaitlyn

senior ball with the jesbians♥

friends♥

I'd like to meet:


my next ex-boyfriend

and/or

justin timberlake.
he can bring sexy back to me anytime...

Music:

♥black eyed peas
♥gym class heroes
♥akon
♥ozomatli
♥lily allen
♥mickey avalon
♥sneaker pimps
♥matisyahu
♥sublime
♥jack johnson
♥counting crows
♥sister hazel
♥atmosphere
♥christina aguilera
♥incubus
♥dixie chicks
♥ashlee simpson
♥the killers
♥new found glory
♥gwen stefani
♥kanye west
♥madonna
♥the cure
♥joss stone
♥michael buble
♥maroon 5
♥britney spears
♥dave matthews band
♥john mayer
♥bob marley

Movies:

♥blow
♥blood diamond
♥blades of glory
♥super bad
♥pirates of the caribbean
♥lord of the rings
♥pan's labyrinth
♥crash
♥wedding crashers
♥romeo & juliet
♥little miss sunshine

Television:

♥the soup
♥laguna beach
♥the hills
♥house
♥csi:miami
♥girls next door
♥nip tuck
♥oprah
♥ellen

Books:

finally finished!

Heroes:

my lovely little family

damian

simone

My Blog

check me out on the calendar im going to be in!!

Hosted By: Zokku When: Thursday Apr 27, 2006at 7:00 PMWhere: Zokku Lounge419 J Street Sacramento, CA 95814USDescription:Zokku  Click Here To View Event...
Posted by ashley on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 09:04:00 PST

boys < men

In light of chantel's latest blog, I've decided to write a little something myself....   There are so many valuable things I've learned from guys throughout the years, but mostly from...yep, you...
Posted by ashley on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 02:38:00 PST

my "to do before i turn 50" list

go swimming in the rain sing at a kareoke bar slap someone in the face that deserves it fall in love be fallen in love with go to egypt swim with sharks date someone famous go skydiving surf break so...
Posted by ashley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

check it out yo

not finished yet...but let me know what u think. please and thank you.
Posted by ashley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

10 of the most annoying things

1. girls that wear flip flops. when it's 40 degrees outside. and raining. ok you stupid hoe, do you not realize that it's WINTER, or that water is coming out of the sky?! wearing flip flops when it's...
Posted by ashley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

if you have a penis...read this

things girls wish guys knew Don't tell us when you think other girls are hot.whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expe...
Posted by ashley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

yay now i'm just like everyone else on myspace. fill this out

What Would You do if... I cried: I said I liked you: I kissed you: I was hospitalized: I ran away from home: I got in a fight and you were there: I got dumped: I pissed you off: What Do You...
Posted by ashley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i like the guz

i love the way you look at me. i love it when you smile. i love how you kiss me. i love how when i kiss your neck you get goosebumps and the hair on your arms stands up. i love it when you hold me...
Posted by ashley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

me in a nutshell

i am one trendy fuck. i cry over little things. my underwear always somewhat matches my outfit. i have had two best friends move away to different states within two years. i like being barefoot. i hav...
Posted by ashley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

things i love

the beach. candles. tv. baths. learning. a&f. music. myspace. tv. friends. dancing in front of the mirror by myself with the music on full blast. iced tea with an orange slice. text messaging...
Posted by ashley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST