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About Me

So you wanna know something about me, huh? Well, i go by many nicknames...Jerkface, The Jerk, JERKFACEtheGREAT, Snow White, Big J, Stoner-Face, Snowman, The Guillotine, The Man of a Million Expressions, The Spic, HOMOBUNS, The Computer Wiz, The Guy who said "Wheres my other Testicle" when he was drunk, The Enforcer, The Hook-up, The Heartbreaker, The Hardcore-mosher, The Party-Boy, the music/movie pirate, the idiot-savant, eeyore, scooby, the Untouchable, JESUS, Andrew WK, the Jersey Boy, el douche, the wizard, The Beer Pong MASTER, the Party Accessory.I am an avant beer pong player and always up for a challenge. If you think you got what it takes, Then COME ON

My Interests

Hanging out with the BROs, playing Pong, WOW, running around the Undercity, Having a good time.

I'd like to meet:

People that can party, handle their booze, and that can puke in the toilet, not out of it...Like WilsonS/N: Private

Music:

All Things Rock, Metal, Hardcore, Grindcore, Some rap, Most R & B, Techno/Dance/Club Music

Movies:

Beerfest, Eurotrip, The Notebook, The Departed, Fight Club, Masters of the Universe, Mallrats, Hackers, Kevin Smith Flicks, Porn

Television:

I dont watch much tv, but when i do its probably laughing at the douchebags on American Idol, House, Anything on the History/Military channel, World News.

Books:

I hope they serve beer in hell ~ Tucker Max

Heroes:

John, People trying to make a difference in this world, Nobel Peace Prize winners, Jon Johansen, Steve Jobs for his intuitive thinking, Tucker Max, TRUE hackers, coders, and phone phreakers(RIP), The man who first discovered Marijuana, And last but not last, the wee one.

My Blog

Dedicated To The Great One

..>Donald Acosta Donald Acosta, 76, of Hackettstown, NJ, died Tuesday, May 29, 2007 at his home. Born: On October 3, 1930 in New York City, he was a son of the la...
Posted by JERKFACE on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 07:33:00 PST

That's how the chips fall

"Oh, You Mother Fucker!"Now, Lets Tarantino This.Barbara StreisandWith those two words, our rivalry flared up beyond your typical Beer Pong trash talk. This meant war. After thinking about how i...
Posted by JERKFACE on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 12:00:00 PST

The Future of the United States

It all started in November of 2008. After the nuclear war with North Korea devastated several American cities, the current President George W Bush assumed complete control over the government and refu...
Posted by JERKFACE on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 12:21:00 PST

College!

Hey AllWell, i think everything is falling into place: well, school wise. I'm gonna be going to Devry starting this week. So it should be sweeeet. I'm prolly gonna go work for the arc down...
Posted by JERKFACE on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 09:47:00 PST

MAN RULES

Man Rules1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.(b) The moment Stacy ...
Posted by JERKFACE on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 08:33:00 PST

Vacation = OVER

Yeah so me and harlee had a pretty banging time down in wildwood. Got some sun, drank some beers, sat on the beach....then dwarfapalooza...pretty kick ass. Best Part? Alysha's YACHT. Yeah, i sai...
Posted by JERKFACE on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 02:59:00 PST

Time to Let Loose

Its been a long time coming, but i am finally going on a vacation. Yes, its true. A VACATION. I'm going to wildwood down in South Jersey. Should be some funny shit. Other than that nothing...
Posted by JERKFACE on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 11:47:00 PST

The Bro Constitution: Revisted

So after last nights Expulsion and De-Broinization of Ex-MasterBro Gus, It has been brought to my attention that i need to revisit the Constitution and make Amendments ~~~~~~PreambleIn this time of ma...
Posted by JERKFACE on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 11:35:00 PST

The Breaking Point

Well, its official...my life has come to a breaking point; and its not one of those ordinary breaking points, its one of those that can change a mans life forever. Yeah, its been one of those da...
Posted by JERKFACE on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 10:45:00 PST

This Buds For YOU, KATY

Because i know you will read this, i just thought that i would like to retort. First of all, you like to think the world is better than you...and thats ok to a point. But when you think your better ...
Posted by JERKFACE on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 11:11:00 PST