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If I had one wish, I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss!
You Know You're From Virginia When...
Speed limits are just suggestions
You have at least two friends who have no idea what their relatives do...because its "top secret" government work
Most of your senior class wend to Mason, JMU, Tech, VCU or UVA
When people ask where you're from, you tell them DC because its easier to explain
You've never told someone you're from Virginia without putting "northern," "central," or "southern" in front of it (See above.)
It's not actually tailgating unless your bumper is touching the car in front of you.
You know yellow light means at least 5 more cars can get through. (Yeah, man...at least. Probably also happens everywhere else.) A red light means 2 more can.
You actually know what the black boxes at stoplights are for.
Despite the fact that Virginia fought for the south in the Civil War, you are not, under any circumstances, a "southerner"
You are amused by visiting relatives who are actually excited to see Washington, DC
You took a field trip to Williamsburg as a kid
You are amazed when you go out of town and the people at McDonalds speak English
You or someone in your family has a Smart Tag
An inch of snow and you miss 3 days of school
All the potholes just add a little excitement to your driving experience
Crown Victoria = undercover cop
Subway is a fast food place. The transportation system is known as Metro, and only Metro.
They just tore down the old farm house across the street and put 12 new McMansions in its place
For the cost of your house, you could own a small town in Iowa
If you stay on the same road long enough, it will eventually have three new names.
You have to dial the area code to call your neighbor
"Vacation" means spending a day at King's Dominion or Busch Gardens.
"Going to the River" means any stream with water.
You have never been served tea without the waitress asking "sweet or unsweetened?"
Your favorite past time is telling West Virginia jokes.
Anyone who can't trace his or her ancestry back to at least four generations in Virginia is an outsider.
"Going to the beach" means anywhere from Ocean City to Virginia Beach to Myrtle Beach.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Virginia.
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C Charming
H Helpful
R Radical
I Ideal
S Slow
T Technological
O Outrageous
P Painful
H Helpful
E Exciting
R Responsible
H Hot
A Appealing
L Loud
L Lovable
I'm slow? ...SO NOT COOL! ;-)
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Gender
Sexy Body Part Is Everything
Special Talents Are Giving The Rub Down
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What Is Your Best Sexual Skill?
Name:
Age:
Sex:
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Flirting Skill Level - 64%
Kissing Skill Level - 78%
Cudding Skill Level - 51%
Sex Skill Level - 84%
Why They Love You You are too good to be true.
Why They Hate You You bite.
This cool quiz by lady_wintermoon - Taken 2659976 Times. New - How do you get a guy to like you?I don't think that's too bad :-)
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Name: Chris Hall
Birthday: Nov.29.87
Birthplace: Fairfax Hospital
Current Location: Springfield VA
Eye Color: blue...green...let me go check
Hair Color: dark brownish
Height: 5'7 last time I checked..(I better be more now!)
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish, Scottish, Swiss, English
The Shoes You Wore Today: My Adidas! you know - All Day I Dream About S________ that's for you to fill in! :-)
Your Weakness: being able to just walk up to someone and start talking.
Your Fears: Fears?! PFF! I'm invincible! (as I knock on wood!) hahaha
Your Perfect Pizza: Better have pineapple on it!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Better the grades.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I beg to differ! :-) hahahahha
Thoughts First Waking Up: Damn it
Your Best Physical Feature: people talk about my eyelashes? and/or eyes..
Your Bedtime: When my mommy yells....CHRIS hahaha :-P
Your Most Missed Memory: meeting my grandfather when I was two...(not remember though)
Pepsi or Coke: I said Coke to the Pepsi challenge! You know damn well they knew which was which!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Something about both of them! Mc has the McGriddle, and BK has the BIG ASS ONES! haha
Single or Group Dates: Whatever fits my mood
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: This is the point that makes want to stop this survey haha - It doesn't matter which.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Are we talking about girls? ;-) JUST MESSING AROUND
Cappuccino or Coffee: Eh, which ever.
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: They are part of the dictionary...aren't they?
Do you Sing: car/shower/computer Yea, I love my music
Do you Shower Daily: I'm allergic to water?
Have you Been in Love: What I thought of love I suppose yes.
Do you want to go to College: yes/no
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: depends on the situation
Do you get Motion Sickness: Wanna find out?!!??!?! :o) hahaha
Do you think you are Attractive: You tell me
Are you a Health Freak: Not to my knowledge
Do you get along with your Parents: I do
Do you like Thunderstorms: I ran and gave my mom a hug and said "I'm scared" last storm! (My sister laughed) hahahaha
Do you play an Instrument: I do not
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No, I don't think so? ---umm...couldn't these four no's been spread out?! hahaha
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I left one in the box! hahaha
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: It's cold in VA right about now.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Noooooooo.............. ;-)
Ever been Beaten up: Punched in the nose - all better now!
Ever Shoplifted: Young'n days :-P
How do you want to Die: "Before you so I don't have to live a day with out you"..(You get to though! sucker! ;-P hahahahaha)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I used to want to be a piliot -now I don't know
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland - Iraq sounds like a paradise spot right about now too! hehe
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue/green
Favourite Hair Color: Whatever shows her better
Short or Long Hair: Whatever suits her best
Height: Shorter than me?
Weight: lighter than me? but doesn't matter.
Best Clothing Style: Who are we talking about here?
Number of Drugs I have taken: I just said NO! haha
Number of CDs I own: Uh, that are illegal right? ;-)
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: my school work Oh, did you just mean a count? haha

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I'd like to meet:

You ;-)-Hopefully you are female. haha

Music:

Hope you are into this song! :-) If so I like you already! hahaI will pretty much listen to any type of music.

Movies:

Eh, I'll watch any movie I can be easily amused in some movies.I'll watch a chick flick! NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT!

Television:

Prison Break, Family Guy, Smallville Uh music vidoes....uh...can't think of others.

Books:

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