1.) I admire anyone with a drug addiction because they believe in commitment.
2.) I love throwing up when I’m drunk.
3.) Every time I take a shit, I think of spiders.
4.) Thanksgiving is my favorite Holiday.
5.) I fear spiders, the ocean, and AIDS.
6.) I once got my penis stuck in my drawstring skinny dipping and my mom had to untangle it.
7.) I inspect my poop every time I take a dump.
8.) I think Keystone Light is the most delicious beer.
9.) I love my Blackberry more than my Nana.
10.) I sing in Church.
11.) I like arrogant girls like a hot fart in an elevator.
12.) I’m never serious about anything.
13.) If I’m a failure in life at age 25, I’m just becoming a porn star.
14.) I do the “nut-clap†every time I take a shower. I’m OCD like that.
15.) I love anything with peanut butter in it.
16.) Durex is my preferred brand of condoms.
17.) I’ve made the Dean’s List every semester while at McDaniel.
18.) I think Flava Flav is the biggest retard on the planet.
19.) I'm drunk in 55.8% of the pictures I have on facebook.
20.) The first thing I notice on people is their teeth.
21.) I'm always Donkey Kong in MarioKart64. If someone else tries to be him, I refuse to play, because I can ONLY be DK...we've shared too many victories together.
22.) I love the smell of wet towels, tool sheds, and gasoline.
23.) The one movie that has absolutely brought terror to my soul: Independence Day w Will Smith. I couldnt sleep for a week after that.
24.) Everytime I scratch my ass crack or pick a wedgie, I always smell my fingers afterward.
25.) Nicolas Cage is my favorite actor, not for his acting abilities...but for his pure entertainment value.
26.) I have a huge irrational fear of deer. Especially the ones with big antlers.
27.) I must have at least 14 hours of sleep a night or else im completely retarded.
28.) I fart alot. I also think cupcakes and dutch ovens are the funniest things on the planet.
29.) The best conversations are the ones that involve poop (even better when corn is involved).
30.) I like to eat cold pizza. Hot pizza really doesn't do it for me.
31.) DrinkBall is my favorite drinking game.
32.) I use UrbanDictionary more than real dictionaries. I also have a vocabulary of a third grader.
33.) Lasagne is the best food. Don't argue with me because I will hurt you.
34.) I enjoy going to Bingo. The most I've ever won was $150. Plus I like flirtin' with the old ladies.
35.) I listen to 30 seconds of a song, get sick of it, and then change it to another song. And repeat this until someone tells me to get away from whatever is playing music.
36.) I draw chodes on everything. If I had a graffiti tag - it would be a chode.
37.) I jerked off in the library twice to win a bet.
38.) I'm always the drunkest person at a party.
39.) Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls is my favorite movie and I can quote every line from it because I've seen it over 30 times.
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