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Alyssa

Have you ever been so hungry, that you can't eat fast enough and you start to panic?... oh... well,

About Me


? whateverlife.comHi I'm Alyssa. I'm going to be an exchange student for a year in Guatemala, and I play Brad At the Rocky Horror Picture Show for the 43rd Clinton Street Cabaret. I'm obsessed with three things; The Beatles, The Rocky Horror Picture Show and putting things on the conveyor belt in the grocery store Tetris Style. I have very short Hair. Right now my hair is brownish blondish redish, but it changes so often that I wouldn't count on that. I'm a Hairer and a Corseter so if you ever need Haired or corseted, you can ask me for help. I love animals, Like my dog Harley. He's Crazy, but it's ok because we love eachother. I'm teaching him red light green light... he knows red light... sometimes. I spend a lot of time on the computer, because it's like the T.V., the Library, and The mail all rolled up in one, so it's like i'm killing 3 birds with one stone... or frying my brain three times as fast. How ever you want to look at it. I like dancing... because I'm the most akward person EVER, ask me to demonstrate some time, or else watch that video over there <---- that is solid proof of my lack of coordination. I joke a lot, so if anything i say offends you, I was probably joking, and even if I wasn't you can still pretend i was and then you'll feel better. I Cleaned my room!!!!!! i just wanted to let you know becase it's the first time in like 6months. W000! ~Alyssa

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Yes, I am ashamed to admit the only reason i watch spin city is to oogle Barry Bostwick.

Music:

I like The Beatles, Queen, Bright Eyes, Elton John, the Decemberists, The Pixies, Men Without Hats, B52s, The Bangles, Pat Benitar, The Zombies, Prince, Meatloaf, Bob Dylan, and a lot of other things Like MUSICALS!!!! WOOO!!!. The only things that would prefer not to listen to are; Rap, Country, and like Death Metal, but i will if i have to and i'll probably dance along as well.

Movies:

Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, The Boondock Saints, The Princess Bride, Mars Attacks, Lars and the Real Girl, the rocky Horror Picture Show, Hedwig and the Angry Inch

Television:

VENTURE BROS.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Books:

I am far too advanced for books. lol I don't get a chance to read all that often, I work a lot, and sleep even more.

Heroes:



My Blog

well that’s the end of that

So i fell off my bike. Right in front of the school. I think i bent the handle bars which is kind of dissapointing... even more since it wasn't even my bike... it was my mom's. It's ok though because ...
Posted by Alyssa on Wed, 21 May 2008 03:57:00 PST

...and then, there’s just that one damn door that just keeps tricking you

lord know's it's really dark at night when no lights are on. So dark infact that a simple door can look just like the rest of the hall way, or visa versa. I being the, slow when it's dark out and even...
Posted by Alyssa on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 03:28:00 PST

Linguini 3

Because Linguini was known, to have a very large appetite, And to never waste anything he killed, he was becoming very large, due to the large number of victims produced by the squat n' thrust. After ...
Posted by Alyssa on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 10:22:00 PST

Linuini 2 and a half ish


Posted by Alyssa on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:14:00 PST

Linguini .2

So as it was, linguini was quite a hunk in the woman-a-corn world with his new hair and in style coat... and foot ball (which though he didn't know how to play, it still made him seem a hunk...ier hun...
Posted by Alyssa on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 12:48:00 PST

Linguini the Prancing unicorn part 1

if you care to listen... or read.. yea that would be the more correct term, though i'm the freaking story teller now so i would prefer to say listen... i am going to tell you a fantastic heart warming...
Posted by Alyssa on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 11:14:00 PST

Butt ears, and plaster nipples

I never post 'blogs' so i felt as if i should... damn that's all i got... wait wait, with such a special title this needs to be an amazing blog. it should be deep and thoughtful, like totally anti aly...
Posted by Alyssa on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 08:54:00 PST

Pota - toes & toma toes

it's been a long day. i went to my cousins b-day party, and i got really bored so i sat in an old fire pit and pretended to be fire with becca. then we interprative danced, and played hide and go seek...
Posted by Alyssa on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 01:16:00 PST

superly amazing day

ok today has been a once in a life time superly amazing could be better but i don't really give a damn sort of days. ok so today was our last soccer game on the Tigers! soo sad, but we tied which is p...
Posted by Alyssa on Sun, 14 May 2006 12:23:00 PST

hahahaha i beat bryant!

I BROKE THE RECORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! today in science i was at the drinking fountian for 20min which broke the 12min record by 8 'f' ing minutes! i could have gone longer but the bell rang...damn bell......
Posted by Alyssa on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 06:28:00 PST