Doogie Howser, MD

I'd like to meet:

Everyone. Except Murderers who wanna kill me. Ben Kweller, Ben Folds, Ben Lee, people called Ben basically, except for ones whos feet hurt. And the man who invented chips. What a genius!!! The oven kind, not the american things known as CRISPS, or the cop show.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Lee 'Kersplosh' Walker
Birthday: I have 2. 15th July 1980 and the other is a secret.
Birthplace: Forest Gate. I'm a Cockerneeeeeee
Current Location: Chair
Eye Color: Boring question
Hair Color: dark brown. Mainly on the floor though.
Height: 8 hands
Right Handed or Left Handed: right. sometimes left in private.
Your Heritage: What?
The Shoes You Wore Today: Pikey white reebok classics
Your Weakness: Being shot, stabbed, ran over, dropped onto spikes, blown up, bummed to death. Anything that ultimatly can result in death.
Your Fears: All of the above. Especially being bummed to death.
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese and chips.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: become immortal.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why?
Your Best Physical Feature: My inner ear
Your Bedtime: I'm a big boy.
Your Most Missed Memory: If it's missing surely i can't remember it???
Pepsi or Coke: Coke of Diet.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Macdonalds burgers. BK's Chips
Single or Group Dates: Group.... If they're all ladies!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Abortion of a drink!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Is that a race question?
Cappuccino or Coffee: Ditto?
Do you Smoke: Nah
Do you Swear: Bloomin right i do!
Do you Sing: Only when i'm winning. So lots.
Do you Shower Daily: I shower Arthur Daley. That count??
Have you Been in Love: Twice. Once with myself.
Do you want to go to College: Yes please. I can be mature and sponge of the government.
Do you want to get Married: If there's a chip buffet.
Do you belive in yourself: If i didn't would i cease to be?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when falling from a great height onto spikes.
Do you think you are Attractive: Someone has to.
Are you a Health Freak: Oh yes. I'm freakishly unhealthy.
Do you get along with your Parents: yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: Thunderstorms and Thundercats. Love them both.
Do you play an Instrument: How many people have answer "Meat Organ"?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: I was on fire for a bit.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: We are all on drugs
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Dunno. Had some figs.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I have been to a shopping centre yes. Fucking yanks.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Again. Fucking Yanks.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No. Don't be disgusting. Unless it's meant to mean something else? Guffaw.
In the past month have you been on Stage: The whole worlds a stage. How funking original was that!
In the past month have you been Dumped: I've had dumps but not been dumped.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I'm not skinny. But i haven't been fat dipping either.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nothin. I didn't do nuthin guv.
Ever been Drunk: These are shit questions.
Ever been called a Tease: I teased a ginger once.... or twice.
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: I said I ain't done nuthin. Honest guv.
How do you want to Die: On telly.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A grown up.
What country would you most like to Visit: Chipland
In a Boy/Girl..
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Favourite Hair Color:
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Weight:
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Number of Drugs I have taken:
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