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About Me

I'm a fucking college student down at U of I. I drink like three or four times a week, and work out like five times a week. Jus check my pics I guess. Anything else? Jus ask.
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My Interests

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Hmm... I'd love to meet Jessica Alba. That bitch is hot!!!
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Music:

Kanyizzle, Missy, Lil' Jon, Ying Yang Twins, sum Justin here and there. Bleh...

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Movies:

Superman Returns, Talladega Nights, Borat, Old School, Anchorman, Dodgeball, blah...

Television:

Hmm... Smallville, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Full Metal Alchemist, Inuyasha, Real World, Next, Exposed, and ... Nuthin much else really...

Books:

Who reads? Seriously, I don't got time for it. I'm a full-time student at U of I and I practically work full-time at FedEx. What What, bitches?

Heroes:

I'd like to thank the academy, my mentors in life, but especially my parents. Especially while I'm away at college, but still they help me. Also, my bro Rick. He's my role model.

My Blog

And It Begins...

So school has jus started, and I have been in my apt for a week now. Lemme tell you. It's SWEET ASS. and thats coming from me...the assman. im with my bro and his friend Mehul. He's a cool guy. and th...
Posted by The Real Assman on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 11:46:00 PST

Enda Summer

So it's just about that time for the summer semester to end. I guess things went well. Coulda gone a whoe lot better, buton the brighter side of things. I'm broke. I finally started going to work but ...
Posted by The Real Assman on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm Back!!!

So it's been almost a year since I've entered anything onto my old webpage, but now here I am on my new webpage provided by the lovely folks at MSN. I figured that that old webpage of mine was only a ...
Posted by The Real Assman on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST