Will.I.Am. - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Hi, I'm William. I don't like people very much, therefore I have formed a strange fascination with inatimate objects. My favorite inatimate object would probably have to be The Umbrella. It is, quite possibly, the greatest invention known to man. Not only does it shelter you from the rain, and (quite frequently) the sun, BUT it can also be used as a weapon. It is one of life's many joys. Parasol umbrellas have an especially classic and authentic feel to them. If you do not already own a parasol umbrella, then I suggest you purchase one as soon as humanly possible. It can be your best friend, or closest companion. Sometimes, I spend my days imagining what it would be like if Umbrellas could actually think and talk. This often leads to me engaging in a conversation with one for a long period of time. Sometimes, I have to stop and think about what I'm doing. Sometimes I think "Geeze, man. This is really sad. You've lowered yourself to the level of conversing with an inatimate object." But then I quickly remember all of the many people in the world, and how limitlessly despicable all of them are. And this will often motivate me to continue my marvelously interesting conversation with my fabulous Parasol.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4Get Your Own Voice Player Manage

My Interests

Caffeine. It keeps me alive.AIM- elekktriktoaster MSN- [email protected]

I'd like to meet:

Pretty much the exact oppositte of people I've met previously.

Music:

The Beatles, AFI, Queen, The Decemberists, Everclear, The Chordettes, The Chiffons, System of A Down, Johnny Cash, Sam Cooke, Danny Elfman. FREAKIN' ENYA! Also, Shakira rocks my world (thanks to Lauren).

Movies:

Pan's Labyrinth, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, The Big Lebowski, Leaving Las Vegas, 2046, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou Short Cuts, Magnolia, Crash, Pulp Fiction, Brazil, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical, Ghost World, Malcolm X, The Elephant Man, Mulholland Drive, A Clockwork Orange, Lost In Translation, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Re-Animator, Blue Velvet, Angels In America, Amadeus, Moulin Rouge, Edward Scissorhands, Ed Wood, Batman Returns, Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2, Donnie Darko, Naked Lunch, The Hours, Pumpkin, American Beauty, The Blair Witch Project, May, Punch-Drunk Love, Sunset Boulevard, The Silence Of The Lambs, The Thing, Almost Famous, The Fly, The Brood, Dazed And Confused, Monty Python And The Holy Grail, Se7en, Little Miss Sunshine, The Man Who Wasn't There, Cinema Paradiso, Saved! And that's just the Number 1 category.

Television:

SIX FEET UNDER, Strangers With Candy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Twin Peaks, Home Movies, Invader Zim, Family Guy, Daria.

Books:

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Blankets, Breakfast of Champions, Slaughterhouse-Five, Fahrenheit 451, Running With Scissors, The Catcher In The Rye, Franny and Zooey, Animal Farm, The Giver, Goodbye Chunky Rice, A Series Of Unfortunate Events.

My Blog

Lets Do The Time Warp Again

So Friday The Thirteenth Part Twenty-Something is on AMC at the moment. Because evidentally, nothing screams American Movie Classic like Jason in a ski mask. I realize it's Halloween, but c'mon people...
Posted by Will.I.Am. on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 05:17:00 PST

"Meet me in Montauk..."

I believe I have an unhealthy addiction to the movie Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, and you guys are just going to have to suffer because of it. That would explain the Beck song in ...
Posted by Will.I.Am. on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 03:52:00 PST

Is There Life On Mars?

Oh God. School started last week, and I'll be lucky if I'm not put on anti-depressents by the end of the Semester. One more year, one more year, one more year.... By the way, I'm sick. I either have a...
Posted by Will.I.Am. on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 07:23:00 PST

My Top Ten Favorite Movie Characters To Empathize With

[I was bored. So I decided to rip off joblo.com. Hope you guys get some kind of enjoyment out of reading these.] 10. Frank - Little Miss Sunshine Frank seems to be the type of character that is const...
Posted by Will.I.Am. on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 05:15:00 PST

The movie "Captivity" pisses me off.

As I sit here in my pajamas, lazily chewing a handful of Cheez-Its, I find myself in deep thought. And I realize: If you're going to have stunningly gorgeous and talented actress like Elisha Cuthbert ...
Posted by Will.I.Am. on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 07:42:00 PST

The Mischief Making Grandview Ghost.

Made a short film with a friend of mine at Grandview the other morning. Feedback would be wonderful. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4356087372065066282. ..
Posted by Will.I.Am. on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 10:51:00 PST

The Last Temptation of Christ

As you all very well know by now, I am a film fanatic. Life as I know it consists of two basic passions: Film and Sleep. I eat, drink, and breathe movies (but very rarely talk, because others don't ...
Posted by Will.I.Am. on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 01:47:00 PST

As I reflect on the previous school year, I must confess.....

....That I feel absolutely nothing but bitterness, contempt and hatred for it. Look, I'm sorry. I know you were probably expecting another one of those cringe-inducing, blatantly superficial "best yea...
Posted by Will.I.Am. on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 07:36:00 PST

The Epitome Of My Life

Today, no more than five minutes before the dismissal bell rang, it began to rain. And I don't mean lightly spray the grass. It literally began to POUR. So, the dismissal bell finally did r...
Posted by Will.I.Am. on Thu, 17 May 2007 06:14:00 PST

The Devastating Results Of Boredom.

This is what I write in Geometry: (oddly enough, it seems more productive than proving Angle Congruence) I have recently come to the conclusion that the creator of the Universe is an Angry Alien....
Posted by Will.I.Am. on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 06:53:00 PST