Welcome campers and cadets, you have just found your way to the campgrounds of Camp Dor©. That means you are either a whiz with a compass or something homicidal chased you through the woods, and you happened to stumble onto our premises without realizing where you actually are. For most of our slave laborers, ...I mean campers, it's the latter. Well then without any further questioning, prepare for your briefing...
First rule of Camp Dor© is you don't talk about Camp Dor©. Second rule of Camp Dor© is you do not talk about Camp Dor©. Third rule of Camp Dor© is you DO NOT talk about Camp Dor©. Fourth rule of Camp Dor© is you must be wearing rubber pants when you visit the mess hall. If you must leave the campground you must do so with your eyes closed and either a bullet in your thigh or a knife in your shoulder.
Prepare to have a wonderful time here at camp. START LOVING CAMP, MAGGOT!
