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The Emperor of Ice-Cream

I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes

About Me

I excel at nothing.

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X-Mas

I'm a nerd, so stfu. Merry Christmas, everyone.
Posted by The Emperor of Ice-Cream on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 09:41:00 PST

I am an extraordinary machine

I was given vital information last night that made me believe 98% that this little mess that occurred over the summer was only about 35% my fault on the whole. I didn't slip up, but remember that othe...
Posted by The Emperor of Ice-Cream on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 11:08:00 PST

You live in a fantasy world...

Unlike everyone else I've met, Radiohead doesn't make me depressed at all.  If anything, they get me pumped. Even with Ballad I can't get a party on my Bard.  What a crock. I find it amazi...
Posted by The Emperor of Ice-Cream on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 03:47:00 PST

(musical interlude)

Wait... Dammit, I forgot. I was home for less than 6 hours and I already pissed someone off. Man, I love the people of Coldwater.
Posted by The Emperor of Ice-Cream on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 10:51:00 PST

Remember when you said "I promise"?

I'm back in Coldwater for a few weeks on break. I can already feel the probable downfall in emotion. Much to the soon-to-be dismay of others I also have my job at the cinema back while I'm here. Ya...
Posted by The Emperor of Ice-Cream on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 04:52:00 PST

Fap

No amount of text can truly represent the amount of frustration I am going through at this moment in time. I.  Hate.  Exams.
Posted by The Emperor of Ice-Cream on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 08:17:00 PST

"Your face is real big, but... I still think you're cute"

I thought about taking a stab at poetry the William Carlos Williams sort of way as I was walking to class this morning... I feel sorry For the worms When it rains When it rains   They are drowned...
Posted by The Emperor of Ice-Cream on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 06:39:00 PST

Enough is enough

I am a turkey fried banana chocolate chip faceplant jesus freak with a hippo monkey green bean hat and slippery ice cream music shoes tied with broiled spaghetti wearing child-proof goggle pants with ...
Posted by The Emperor of Ice-Cream on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 02:58:00 PST

Man..

Okay, I get it.  Fine.  Yes.  There is a problem with the me, not the world.  The world, in such a huge population, can not be this fucked up time and time again.  It defies p...
Posted by The Emperor of Ice-Cream on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 10:44:00 PST

jack-o-lanterns cry pumpkin seeds

My (second) first week of Middle School. Day 1 - Monsters.  Disgusting little cretins.  I wanted to kill all of them.  They threw things at me and made fun of my name.  Fuck these...
Posted by The Emperor of Ice-Cream on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 09:04:00 PST