X-Mas |
I'm a nerd, so stfu. Merry Christmas, everyone. Posted by The Emperor of Ice-Cream on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 09:41:00 PST |
I am an extraordinary machine |
I was given vital information last night that made me believe 98% that this little mess that occurred over the summer was only about 35% my fault on the whole.
I didn't slip up, but remember that othe... Posted by The Emperor of Ice-Cream on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 11:08:00 PST |
You live in a fantasy world... |
Unlike everyone else I've met, Radiohead doesn't make me depressed at all. If anything, they get me pumped. Even with Ballad I can't get a party on my Bard. What a crock. I find it amazi... Posted by The Emperor of Ice-Cream on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 03:47:00 PST |
(musical interlude) |
Wait... Dammit, I forgot. I was home for less than 6 hours and I already pissed someone off. Man, I love the people of Coldwater. Posted by The Emperor of Ice-Cream on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 10:51:00 PST |
Remember when you said "I promise"? |
I'm back in Coldwater for a few weeks on break. I can already feel the probable downfall in emotion. Much to the soon-to-be dismay of others I also have my job at the cinema back while I'm here. Ya... Posted by The Emperor of Ice-Cream on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 04:52:00 PST |
Fap |
No amount of text can truly represent the amount of frustration I am going through at this moment in time. I. Hate. Exams. Posted by The Emperor of Ice-Cream on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 08:17:00 PST |
"Your face is real big, but... I still think you're cute" |
I thought about taking a stab at poetry the William Carlos Williams sort of way as I was walking to class this morning...
I feel sorry
For the worms
When it rains
When it rains
They are drowned... Posted by The Emperor of Ice-Cream on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 06:39:00 PST |
Enough is enough |
I am a turkey fried banana chocolate chip faceplant jesus freak with a hippo monkey green bean hat and slippery ice cream music shoes tied with broiled spaghetti wearing child-proof goggle pants with ... Posted by The Emperor of Ice-Cream on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 02:58:00 PST |
Man.. |
Okay, I get it. Fine. Yes. There is a problem with the me, not the world. The world, in such a huge population, can not be this fucked up time and time again. It defies p... Posted by The Emperor of Ice-Cream on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 10:44:00 PST |
jack-o-lanterns cry pumpkin seeds |
My (second) first week of Middle School. Day 1 - Monsters. Disgusting little cretins. I wanted to kill all of them. They threw things at me and made fun of my name. Fuck these... Posted by The Emperor of Ice-Cream on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 09:04:00 PST |