The slow crumble of an arizona delicacy. |
I have been lured out of my recent blog-coma for a very special reason. I read a very disturbing article in today's edition of The Arizona Republic; Basha's supermarkets are having a hard time and clo...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Jul 2009 10:41:00 GMT |
I smoke old stoagies i have found, short - but not too big around.. |
My shirt smells. As I knew it would. See, three nights ago I thought it would be "relaxing" to sit on my porch, smoke a stoagie and take a few swigs of beer. It sounded like a good idea at the time; e...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Mar 2009 23:50:00 GMT |
nostrils gone wrong. |
I think someone at the gas station messed up. I'm pretty sure they brewed the wrong coffee into the wrong pot - i distinctly remember pulling down the little orange handle underneath the "orginal...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Feb 2009 08:19:00 GMT |
Tow Truck Driver Etiquette |
So, my battery died. Not the biggest deal in the world, and not really even much of an incovenience - it was already going in for an oil change this afternoon, the only difference is now I'm hitching ...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Feb 2009 07:32:00 GMT |
a dramatic original tale of love lost. |
This is meant to be a dramatic story of love and nostalgia... hopefully i can pull it off. It's told by the main character - Bryan - and in a perfect world, would be read aloud by Willi...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:38:00 GMT |
Canned Cheeseburgers!!! |
This was just too awesome not to share with the world: Germans have come up with the grand idea of selling canned cheeseburgers. This sounds worse than the microwavable porkrinds i found at Wal-Mart. ...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Dec 2008 07:51:00 GMT |
the evil flexible shaft. |
I have to be honest - this has bothered me for years;Q-tips with the flexible plastic shaft instead of the rigid paper-rolled stick.Seriously - if I want to burst my eardrums and stab my brain with a ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Dec 2008 14:59:00 GMT |
8 steps to a better Sunday. |
Step 1: ditch 8 am traffic safety school from photo radar ticket & sleep in.
Step 2: enjoy healthy breakfast of snickerdoodles and coffee
Step 3: settle into large comfortable chair, prop fe...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 02:05:00 GMT |
In The Year 2026... |
I rarely think about the future. I should, but I'm such a "here and now" type person and that it's just not in my personality type. That being said, this is my dream-world vision of what I'd like...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 17:55:00 GMT |
"...poh-litical poh-lih-tical, political calamity..." |
First off, left me promise 2 things a) this is the one and only time I will ever use a quote from an Extreme song as a blog title (had their "Extreme III" CD in 6th grade, and th...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 21:54:00 GMT |
