About Me
I am 6' tall. I am fatter than I look. I like sandwiches. I love my wife. My special moves are the scorpion sting and the kabuki touch. I don't like to drop a deuce in foreign bathrooms. I'm a cowboy. On a steel horse I ride. My favorite invention is teflon. Or air-conditioning. I prefer brown gravy with my mashers. I've seen a million faces. And I've rocked them all.
